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Monday Morning Jokes and Moon Day Humor
(Because Early Morn-Day Jokes and Meh Day Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When Monday is Finally Over!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Tired Monday jokes, eye-rolling Mon-dane humor, and Mewn-Day puns ahead.
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Happy dog says: On Monday morning, rolling out of bed id easy. Getting up off the floor is hard!Cool cat says: We need a day between Sunday and Monday. Let's call it PurrDay!Big ape says: If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where I can return Monday!

Q. Which day of the week is the best for junk food sales?
A. Munch Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the cruelest of them all?
A. Mean Day.

Q. Which weekly event was first celebrated in London during the 1960s?
A. Mod Day.

Q. When will you hear the most complaining during the week?
A. On Moan Days.

Q. Which day of the week seems like it goes on forever and will never end?
A. Month Day.

Q. Which day of the week was always celebrated by Attila?
A. Hun Day.

Baby Chick Says: Mondays Are Great! Fridays Are BrutalQDirty Pig Says: Happy Mud Day!Cheeky chimp says: A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday!

Q. Which crazy day of the week is the most insane?
A. Mad Day.

Q. When does one thing suddenly turn into another?
A. On Morph Day.

Q. Which day of the week keeps janitors the busiest?
A. Mop Day.

Q. Which day of the week needs a shave and a fresh pair of underwear?
A. Man Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the best for raincoat sales in London?
A. Mac Day.

Q. When do lobsters like to get together to party?
A. Maine Day.

Big ape says: I'm practicing my eye-rolling because tomorrow is Monday!Rooster Says: Happy Monday, Peeps!Tarantula says: The only day worse than Friday the 13th is Spun-Day the 13th!

Q. Which day of the week is the most macho and high testosterone?
A. Man Day.

Q. When do lions usually go to the barbershop?
A. Mane Day.

Q. When does the abbott throw a party at the monastery?
A. Monk Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the most dynastic?
A. Ming Day.

Q. Which day of the week really bugs you after dark?
A. Moth Day.

Q. Which day of the week makes black widows smile?
A. Men Day.

Tired Dogs Says; Happy Mutt Day!Black cat says: The only day worse than Friday the 13th is Monday the 13th!Rooster Says: Happy Morn-Day!

Q. Which heavy day of the week weighs the most?
A. Ton Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the dullest and most uninteresting?
A. Meh Day.

Q. Which day of the week is respectfully observed by wearing black?
A. Mourn Day.

Q. Why don't vampires like Mondays?
A. Because they suck!

Q. When is the most popular time for visiting the top of Pikes Peak?
A. Mount Day.

Q. Which day keeps the glue factory workers busy?
A. Bond Day.

Chimp says: I can tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday!Spac cow says: Breaking Moos! Teats-Day sucks as bad as Moonday!Sheep Says: Happy Mutton Day!

Q. When are the most stupid mistakes made during the week?
A. Muff Day.

Q. Which day of the week do selfish brats whine about?
A. Mine Day.

Q. Which day of the week is just a cheesy knockoff?
A. Mock Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the most unholy?
A. Mend Day.

Q. Which day of the week do scam artists look forward to?
A. Con Day.

Q. Which day do sables always celebrate every week?
A. Mink Day.

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