Funny Friday Thought of the Day: It's Friday, so that IS sort of a party in itself!

Q. Which day of the week do eggs dislike the most?
A. Fried Day.

Q. Which day of the week keeps serial killers the busiest?
A. Die Day.

Q. Which day of the week does an electric chair operator look forward to?
A. Fry Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the favorite of self-absorbed egotists?
A. My Day.

Friday Pick-Up Line: Hello Friday! Where have you been all week?

Q. Which day of the week do evil monsters celebrate?
A. Fiend Day.

Q. Which day of the week do textile factory workers like best?
A. Dye Day.

Q. Which day of the week is a toss up?
A. Tie Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the most annoying?
A. Fly Day.

Q. Which day of the week keeps hair stylists the busiest?
A. Dye Day.

Q. Which day of the week keeps optometrists the busiest?
A. Eye Day.

Q. Which day of the week do bargain hunters stand in line for?
A. Free Day.

Friday Pick-Up Line: Hey Babe, if you were a Black Friday sale, they'd be lined up waiting to get a date with you.

Q. What is the only thing better than it being Friday?
A. When Friday is payday!

Friday Night Pick-Up Line: Hey there, you owe me a drink 'cause I dropped mine when you walked by.

Q. Which day of the week do big scary monsters enjoy the most?
A. Fright Day.

Freaky Friday Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you a broom? 'Cause you've swept my away!

Q. Which day of the week is a lawyer's second favorite?
A. Try Day. His favorite is Sues Day.

Friday Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, it's Friday night and I can't wait to be ashamed of whatever I do this weekend.

Friday Night Point to Ponder: Is Saturday morning inevitable, or can you just put it off until Sunday – or Monday?

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