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Let the weekend begin with fun Friday humor, faux day puns, and freaky fright day jokes.

Friday Jokes, Fry Day Puns, Fried Humor
(Because Wry Day Jokes and Fiend Day Night Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream on Fri-Die the 13th!)
Warning: Party On at Your Own Risk! Dye day jokes, fiend day humor, and Fri-Die puns ahead.
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| Tuesday Jokes and DOs Day Puns | 2 | 3 | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day Humor | 2 | 3 |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor | 2 | Friday Jokes and TGIF Fried Day Funs | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| Saturday Jokes, Caturday Puns, and Sought Her Day Laughs | 2 | 3 | Daily Pick-Up Lines |

Egg Says: Happy Fried Day!Q. what is a serial killer's favorite day of the month? A. Fri-die the 13th!Glass of Wine Says: Wow, it's vinally Friday!

Funny Friday Thought of the Day: It's Friday, so that IS sort of a party in itself!

Q. Which day of the week do eggs dislike the most?
A. Fried Day.

Q. Which day of the week keeps serial killers the busiest?
A. Die Day.

Q. Which day of the week does an electric chair operator look forward to?
A. Fry Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the favorite of self-absorbed egotists?
A. My Day.

Friday Pick-Up Line: Hello Friday! Where have you been all week?

Vampire Says: Happy Fiend Day!Q. What is a comedian's favorite day of the week? A. Wry day!Q. Which is the cheesiest day of the week? A. Faux Day!

Q. Which day of the week do evil monsters celebrate?
A. Fiend Day.

Q. Which day of the week do textile factory workers like best?
A. Dye Day.

Q. Which day of the week is a toss up?
A. Tie Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the most annoying?
A. Fly Day.

Q. Which day of the week keeps hair stylists the busiest?
A. Dye Day.

Q. Which day of the week keeps optometrists the busiest?
A. Eye Day.

Q. What is a hair stylist's favorite day of the week? A. Dye Day!Wine Glass Says: Hooray It's Finally My Day!Q. What is a vampire's favorite day of the month? A. Friday the 13th!

Q. Which day of the week do bargain hunters stand in line for?
A. Free Day.

Friday Pick-Up Line: Hey Babe, if you were a Black Friday sale, they'd be lined up waiting to get a date with you.

Q. What is the only thing better than it being Friday?
A. When Friday is payday!

Friday Night Pick-Up Line: Hey there, you owe me a drink 'cause I dropped mine when you walked by.

Q. Which day of the week do big scary monsters enjoy the most?
A. Fright Day.

Freaky Friday Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you a broom? 'Cause you've swept my away!

Q. What is a lawyer's favorite day of the week? A. Tries Day!Herman Munster Says: Happy Funk Day!Happy Rye Day!

Q. Which day of the week is a lawyer's second favorite?
A. Try Day. His favorite is Sues Day.

Friday Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, it's Friday night and I can't wait to be ashamed of whatever I do this weekend.

Friday Night Point to Ponder: Is Saturday morning inevitable, or can you just put it off until Sunday – or Monday?

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