Q.
What do monsters eat at October barbeques?
A. Hallo-weenies!
Q.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
A. Bone Appetite.
Q.
What does the Italian restaurant serve on Halloween?
A. Fettucinni Afraid-o!
Q.
What did the cannibal say when he was full after trick or
treating?
A. I can't eat another mortal.
Q.
What does a mommy cannibal say to the kids at the Halloween
dinner table?
A. Don't talk with somebody in your mouth.
Q.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
A. Baked Beings.
Q.
What is a monster's Halloween slogan?
A. Eat, drink, and be scary!
Q.
How fast did the monster eat his
Halloween lunch?
A. He bolted it down.
Q.
Why don't skeletons like spicy tacos?
A. 'Cause they just don't have the guts for it.
Q.
What do you call recurrent dreams about an ancient Egyptian
mummy attacking you while you're cooking?
A. Rameses Kitchen Nightmares. |
Q.
Why wasn't there any food left after the Halloween party?
A. Because everyone there was a goblin.
Q.
What do you call stolen Halloween candy?
A. Hot Chocolate!
Q.
What does a girl witch use to bake Halloween cookies?
A. An Easy Bake Coven.
Q.
What is a Halloween retreat?
A. A second piece of candy.
Q.
How did the zombie die?
A. Somebody threw him a green Lifesaver.
Q.
What do birds hand out on Halloween?
A. Tweets.
Q.
Which kind of pie is the favorite of ghosts in Australia?
A. Boo Meringue.
Q.
What is a ghoul's favorite fruity flavor?
A. Lemon slime.
Q.
What is a skeleton's favorite fruit?
A. Spineapple.
Q.
What do you call haunted yogurt?
A. Paranormal Activia.
Q.
What kind of breakfast cereal do monsters like most?
A. Ghost-Toasties. |
Q.
Why did the monster pour nacho cheese all over people's
feet on Halloween?
A. He was hungry for Dori-toes.
Q.
Why did the mommy monster tell her child not to eat uranium?
A. So he wouldn't get atomic-ache.
Q.
Why did Dracula run out of the Italian restaurant?
A. They put garlic on his pizza.
Q.
What do skeletons give out to trick or treaters on Halloween?
A. Spare ribs.
Q.
What do they serve at the monster school cafeteria?
A. Human beans, broiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes cream.
Q.
What do zombie college students eat?
A. Raw-men.
Q.
What's a ghost pirate's favorite drink?
A. Boo Tea.
Did
you hear about the cannibal scientist who perfected cloning?
Now, he's full of himself.
Q.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
A. All her food is potion-controlled.
Q.
Why did a girl ghost go on a diet after Halloween?
A. She wanted to keep her ghoulish figure. |