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Xmas
Animal Jokes and Holiday HumBug Humor
Carol
along with baad yuletide puns, festive creature humor, and pet
Jimgle Smells jokes.
Fauna Christmas Jokes and Merry Critter
Puns
('Caws Xmas Bird Jokes
and North Pole Polecat Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream
for Santa on December 26th!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Care! Holiday donkey humor, Xmas cat LOLs, reindeer
games and Santa Jaws puns ahead.
| Christmas Animal Jokes | 2
| 3 | Holiday
Reindeer | Santa Claus Jokes |
2 | Elf 'n
Funny Puns |
| Nice Christmas Jokes and Merry Naughty Xmas
Humor | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 | 6
| 7 | 8 | 9
| 10 | 11 |
| Christmas Music Jokes | Xmas
Come-Ons | 2 | Christmas
Food Puns | Winter Holiday Jokes
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| Snow Jokes | Snowman
Jokes | Winter Humor | 2
| 3 | Winter
Hookup Lines | Skiing Jokes
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Q.
Why don't skunks go Christmas caroling?
A. Because their singing really stinks. |
Q.
Why don't the other animals want the sheep to be their Secret
Santa?
A. Because they give woolly baad gifts.
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Q.
Why don't crocodiles and alligators like the winter holiday
season?
A. It makes them cold-hearted. |
Q.
Why do crows like to perch on top of the chimney on Christmas
eve?
A. Be-caws it soots them. |
Q.
What does Santa bring for good little donkeys?
A. Whatever they ass for.
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Q.
Why do sheep enjoy Christmas parties so much?
A. 'Cause they woolly like ugly Christmas sweaters.
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Q.
Which animals never sing Christmas carols?
A. HumBugs. |
Q.
What do little frogs traditionally leave out for Santa on
Christmas eve?
A. Cookies and hot croak-o.
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Q. How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh and reindeer?
A. Nothing. It's on the house! |
Q.
What did the good little shark say to Santa Shark?
A. Sea you again next year. |
Q.
Why did Santa take 22 reindeer to Walmart?
A. What he was buying cost around 20 bucks, but he thought
it wise to bring along some extra doe. |
Q.
Where do little lambs hang out at Christmas time?
A. By the Nativity set. |
Q.
What do playful little kittens call the Jolly Old St. Nick
of the feline realm?
A. Santa Paws. |
Q.
What do Santa's little elves call a cow at the North Pole?
A. An Eskimoo!
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Q.
What do lady reindeer do while the guys are out with Santa?
A. They head down to the Elks Club to blow a few bucks.
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Christmas Animals | 2
| 3 |
Reindeer Puns | Santa Claus Jokes
| 2 | Elf
Puns | Skiing Jokes |
| Nice Christmas Jokes, Naughty Xmas Puns
| 2 | 3 | 4
| 5 | 6 | 7
| 8 | 9 | 10
| 11 | Xmas
Food |
| Christmas Music Jokes | Xmas
Come-Ons | 2 | Weather
Jokes | Colorado Weather Humor
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| Winter Holidays | Winter
Humor | 2 | 3
| Snow Jokes | Snowman
Jokes | Winter Hookup Lines
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| Holiday Party Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Pick-Up Lines | St. Patrick's
Day Jokes | Spring Holidays Jokes
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| Summer Holiday Jokes | Fall
Puns | Halloween Jokes |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
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| Thanksgiving Jokes |
Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
| Holiday Drnking Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Daily Jokes |
Daily Pick-Up Lines | Sunday
Puns |
| Monday Jokes | Tuesday
| Wednesday Puns | Thursday
Humor | Friday Funs | Saturday
LOLs |
You're
still in a festive moo-d,
so here's even more jolly laughter,
toad-ally
hot humor, jaw-some
jokes and woolly baa-d
painful puns you'll crow about:
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Puns | Colorado Jokes | Cold
Jokes | Donkey Laughs | Drink
Jokes | Fashion LOLs | Frog
Puns |
| Kiddin' Around | Money
Puns | Monkey Jokes | North
Travel Jokes | Nose Puns | Music
Humor | Pirate Jokes |
| Religion Jokes | Sci-Fi
Jokes | Sea Animal LOLs | Sheep
Giggles | Sports Jokes | Smelly
Puns | Weather Jokes |
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