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Q. What is a vampire's lover called? A. His Ghoul Friend!
Q. Why did Bach have so many children? A. Because he didn't have a stop on his organ!
Scary Pick-Up Line: Are you an alien? 'Cause this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out!
Q. What did a Cyberman searh for online? A. Dalek symbols!
Pirate Pick-Up Line: Surrender Your Booty!

 


Horny Hookup Lines, Dating Jokes, Funny Chat Ups
Flirt up a hot date with funny chat up lines, hookup humor, and cheap date come-on jokes!

Clever Pick-Up Lines and Cheap Date Come-Ons
(Because Lame Pick-Up Lines Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When You're Limping Through the Weekend Stag!)
Warning: Hookup at Your Own Risk! Flirty jokes, clever chat ups, and funny pick-up puns ahead.
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| Bar Come Ons | Chef Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons | Daily Come-Ons | Gnome Pick Ups |
| Gym Hookups | Locksmith Openers | Music Pick Up Lines | Pirate Hookups | Police Pick Ups | 2 |
| Scary | Scientist Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups | Sex Bot | Sick Come Ons | Sports | Travel Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2 | Batman Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups | Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed Hookups | 2 | 3 | VD Day Flirts | Winter Pick Ups | Xmas Chat Ups | 2 |
| Dating Jokes and Hookup Humor | Steady Relationship Jokes | Lover Jokes and Love Puns |


Q. What is a locksmith's favorite pick up line? A. You're Locking Good!Hey Gnirl, are you from Star Wars? 'Cause Yodalicious!Gnomes Say: Happy Flirts Day!

Locksmith Hookup Line: Hey babe, you are look-key'n good.

Locksmith Pick Up Line: Hey baby, was your daddy a locksmith? 'Cause you're a real keeper.

Locksmith Pick Up Line: Hello there. Is your name Nessie? 'Cause I like you a loch!

Locksmith Chat Up Line: Hey babe, if you're looking for a lockmith just say, "Okey Dokey."

Star Wars Pick Up Line: Hey girl, Yoda one for me!

Star Wars Chat Up Line: Hey girl, let's go to my place so I can show you what a Jedi does best with his lightsaber.

Star Wars Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are the Obi-Wan for me!

Star Wars Hookup Line: Hey princess, I usually Han Solo, but I would let you turn on my light saber.

Thursday Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, is your name Thor? 'Cause I'm love-struck by your thunder.

Thursday Hookup Line: Hey there, is your name Thirst-Day? If so, let's get this party started.

Thirst-Day Chat Up Line: Hey girl, it's Thursday so why wait until Friday night?

NerdsDay Pick Up Line: Your name must be Thursday because I CAN see your weak end from here.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, my crush on you makes me crumble like feta! Are you from Skaro? Because you're Dalek-table!Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day. All I'm asking is ONE from you!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Jack, you have my parmesan to nibble off my plate.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you bleu cheese? 'Cause I like the way you are dressing.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, have you been on the skim mozzarella diet? 'Cause you do not need to cheddar few pounds.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey babe, my cooking got so much better since I fondue.

Doctor Who Chat Up Line: Are you a Dalek? Because you've been rolling through my mind all night!

Timely Doctor Who Come-On: Are you a weeping angel? 'Cause I can't take my eyes off of you.

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you make my Centurion stand at attention.

Doctor Who Chat Up Line: Did you destroy Gallifrey? 'Cause you're Dalek-table!

Chocolate Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a Snickers bar? 'Cause I am so satisfied with you!

Chocolate Come On: Hey girl, I wish I was that candy bar you're nibbling on, 'cause I'd like to taste your sweet lips.

Dessert Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you and I hookup, I'll lose 20 pounds because I won't be craving sugary foods.

Chef Pick Up Line: Hey baby, are you a candy bar? 'Cause I want to remove your wrapper and savor you.

Q. What did toast say to its topping on Valentine's Day? A. You're my butter half!Music Pick-Up Line: Are you a baritone? 'Cause I'd like to get to 1st bass with youPolice pick-up line for blondes: Officer, that's a mighty big flashlight you have there!

Buttery Valentine's Chat Up Line: Hey Babe, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I slide by again?

VD Day Pick Up Line: Babe, I'm going to give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can just return it.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I'll be your ALENTINE for now, and you can give me your V after dinner.

A Cappella Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a singer? 'Cause you are lookin' sharp.

Music Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's just cut to the chase, and duet already!

Church Choir Pick Up Line: Hey girl, would you like to play my organ?

Musicial Pick Up Line: Hey girl, composers really do know how to score.

Policewoman Hookup Line: Hey, are you carrying a concealed weapon, or are you just happy to see me?

Pick Up a Policeman Line: I'd love you to frisk me and then shake me down.

Policeman Come-On: Don't you just love a man in uniform?

Pick Up a Policeman Line: Hey copper, I just love a man out of uniform?

Food Pick-Up Line: You must be a banana because I find you a peeling!Drinking Joke: She Was Only a Whiskey Maker, But He Loved Her Still.Fitness Meme: Hey Buddy, just remember mermaids don't have thigh gaps either!

Fruity Hookup Line: Hey bae, are you a banana? 'Cause I want to see what's under your overcoat.

Pick Up a Banana Line: Hey girl, if we got together tonight, we'd be a pair of slippers!

Big Ape Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you bananas? 'Cause you are making me crazy.

Banana Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you hip? 'Cause I think you are my bae-nae-nae.

Bar Pick Up Line: Sure babe, that whiskey you're drinking is from Tennessee, but you're the only 10 I see!

Post Happy Hour Pick Up Line: Hey baby, wadda you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it?

Drunken Closing Time Pick Up Line: Wow girl, are you that beautiful? Or, am I drunk?

Bar Chat Up Line: Hey Lass, my scotch on the rocks is jealous 'cause you are the most intoxicating thing in this pub.

Anti Pick Up Line: Oops! Gnome Buddy just sailed off into the sunset...

Pirate Hookup Line: I'll be the captain, if you'll be my first mate.

Pirate Come-On: Aye Lassie, me peg leg isn't the only hard wood around.

Salty Pirate Pick Up Line: Hey Lady, I bet ye can't find me buried treasure...

Pirate Hookup Line: Aye wench, come aboard, and I'll name me mast after ye.

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| Gym Hookups | Locksmith Openers | Music Pick Up Lines | Pirate Hookups | Police Pick Ups | 2 |
| Scary Lines | Scientist Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons | Sports Lines | Travel Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2 | Batman Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups | Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed Hookups | 2 | 3 | VD Day Come Ons | Winter Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2 |
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