Redneck pick-up lines usually are stinking funny and gnot just punny garbage.

Gnome Come-On: Hey girl, what would you say about a little foraging in my woods?

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, life is a garden, so why not just dig it?

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey man, do these plums feel ripe to you?

Dairy Funny Pick Up Line: Hey girl, did you just take a milk bath? 'Cause your skin is so white and creamy.

Dairy Farm Pick Up Line: Hey girl, don't have a cow, but I'm utterly in love with you.

Dairy Cow Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'm horny and that ain't no bull.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Holy cow! Are you the girl of my creamy dreams?

Southern Pick Up Line Biker gnome dude is obviously an accountant or mathemetician because this pun really smarts.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Wow, there's a gnome in the road. I think I'll go pick him up.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, would you like to get to gnome me?

Elfin Hookup Line: Hey bae, once you go gnome, you'll never go home.

Fast Food Hookup Line: Hey Chick, did you just come from KFC? 'Cause your thighs and breast are giving me a drumstick!

Fast Food Cook Pick Up Line: Hey bae, you have more legs than this bucket of KFC.

Pick Up a Chef Line: Hey big guy, wanna dip your wings in my Buffalo sauce?

Take-Out Cook Pick Up Line: Hey girl, dinner tastes better at my place.

Dr. Gnome pick-up lines are particularly fascinating to scientists at CERN.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey babe, Heisenberg was wrong about one thing. I am certain about what you're doing later tonight.

Physics Hookup Line: Hey girl, you're making my atomic number rise.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot you'd cause a nuclear reactor to melt down.

Science Chat Up Line: Hey babe, you're more special than relativity.

Saturday Night Pick Up Line: Babe, is your name Saturday? 'Cause I've been working toward you all week long!

Saunter Day Night Hookup Line: Wow Dude, is your name Saturday? 'Cause you've got some swagger.

Saturday Pick Up Line: Whoa girl, now I know why they call it Sexy Saturday.

Saturday Chat Up Line: Hey baby, is your name Saturday? 'Cause I find you very relaxing.

Librarian Pick Up Line: Hey smartie, I'd catalog you under Best Seller!

Tech Come-On: Hey girl, are you an ISO file? 'Cause I'd like to mount you.

Tech Hookup Line: Hey baby, wanna see my Red Hat?

Tech Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

Classic Police Department Come-On: Hey Babe, wanna play good cop, bad cop?

Police Hookup Line: Is your name LAW? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.

Classic Cop Chat Up Line: You're so fine that I forgot my pick up line.

Police Pick Up Line: Let's go to my place for some under cover work.

Shoe In Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you know what they say about a guy with big feet... He wears big shoes.

Shoe Hookup Line: Hey babe, just listen to what your Nikes tell you – Just Do It!

Sporting Goods Salesman Come-On: Hey there, if I pay for your new sneakers, will you kick it with me?

Hey babe, I'd sure like to tap you in those shoes!

Police Pick Up Line: Let's go back to my place for some further undercover work.

Police Chat Up Line: Don't you just love a man in uniform?

Barely Legal Pick Up Line: Babe, I was arrested the other night, for having two guns and a six pack.

Sometimes pick-up lines go bad, but sometimes they just really bite. But, 4 out of 5 dentists do like this pick up line!

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey dude, that point on your head really makes my toes curl up.

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey there little lady, are you as loud as your chickens?

Pick Up a Police Line: Hey big guy, what are you doing with your night stick later tonight?

Shortest Police Pick Up Line: Drop 'em!

Police Officer Hookup Line: You, me, handcuffs, whipped cream. You interested?

Police Chat Up Line: Cops do it by the book.

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