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Clever Pick-Up Lines and Cheesy Dating Humor
Hook up a hot date with clever come-on jokes, cheesy chat up lines, and corny pick-up lines!

Flirty Come-Ons, Hookup Lines, Funny Chat Ups
(Because Cheesy Happy Hour Lines Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're Hungry for a Spicy Date!)
Warning: Use Cheesy Bait to Phish for a Big Date with Caution! You never know what might hookup on you!
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| Thespian Lines | Weed Hookups | 2 | 3 | VD Day Flirts | Winter Pick Ups | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes and Hookup Humor | Steady Relationship Jokes | Lover Jokes and Love Puns |


Gnirl, are you a bag of trash? 'Cause I want to take you out tonight!Gorilla Chef Asks: Girl, I know milk does a body good, but how much have you been drinking?Hey Gnirl, are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see!

Redneck pick-up lines usually are stinking funny and gnot just punny garbage.

Gnome Come-On: Hey girl, what would you say about a little foraging in my woods?

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, life is a garden, so why not just dig it?

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey man, do these plums feel ripe to you?

Dairy Funny Pick Up Line: Hey girl, did you just take a milk bath? 'Cause your skin is so white and creamy.

Dairy Farm Pick Up Line: Hey girl, don't have a cow, but I'm utterly in love with you.

Dairy Cow Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'm horny and that ain't no bull.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Holy cow! Are you the girl of my creamy dreams?

Southern Pick Up Line Biker gnome dude is obviously an accountant or mathemetician because this pun really smarts.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Wow, there's a gnome in the road. I think I'll go pick him up.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, would you like to get to gnome me?

Elfin Hookup Line: Hey bae, once you go gnome, you'll never go home.

Q. Why did the horny rooster go to KFC? A. He heard there's chicken meet up there!Hey Gnirl, your bosons give me a HADRON!Gnomes Say: Happy Sought Her Day!

Fast Food Hookup Line: Hey Chick, did you just come from KFC? 'Cause your thighs and breast are giving me a drumstick!

Fast Food Cook Pick Up Line: Hey bae, you have more legs than this bucket of KFC.

Pick Up a Chef Line: Hey big guy, wanna dip your wings in my Buffalo sauce?

Take-Out Cook Pick Up Line: Hey girl, dinner tastes better at my place.

Dr. Gnome pick-up lines are particularly fascinating to scientists at CERN.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey babe, Heisenberg was wrong about one thing. I am certain about what you're doing later tonight.

Physics Hookup Line: Hey girl, you're making my atomic number rise.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot you'd cause a nuclear reactor to melt down.

Science Chat Up Line: Hey babe, you're more special than relativity.

Saturday Night Pick Up Line: Babe, is your name Saturday? 'Cause I've been working toward you all week long!

Saunter Day Night Hookup Line: Wow Dude, is your name Saturday? 'Cause you've got some swagger.

Saturday Pick Up Line: Whoa girl, now I know why they call it Sexy Saturday.

Saturday Chat Up Line: Hey baby, is your name Saturday? 'Cause I find you very relaxing.

Lost my library card, but I'm still checking you out!Barely legal police pick-up line: I'm a police officer and I'm ready to enforce the laws of attraction!I'll tie your shoes so you don't fall for gnome body else!

Librarian Pick Up Line: Hey smartie, I'd catalog you under Best Seller!

Tech Come-On: Hey girl, are you an ISO file? 'Cause I'd like to mount you.

Tech Hookup Line: Hey baby, wanna see my Red Hat?

Tech Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

Classic Police Department Come-On: Hey Babe, wanna play good cop, bad cop?

Police Hookup Line: Is your name LAW? 'Cause I'd like to lay you down.

Classic Cop Chat Up Line: You're so fine that I forgot my pick up line.

Police Pick Up Line: Let's go to my place for some under cover work.

Shoe In Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you know what they say about a guy with big feet... He wears big shoes.

Shoe Hookup Line: Hey babe, just listen to what your Nikes tell you – Just Do It!

Sporting Goods Salesman Come-On: Hey there, if I pay for your new sneakers, will you kick it with me?

Hey babe, I'd sure like to tap you in those shoes!

Police pick-up lines for blondes: Do you work under cover? Want to plant something on me?Stop undressing me with your eyes. Use your teeth instead!Police pick-up lines for blondes: What else can you do with your nightstick?

Police Pick Up Line: Let's go back to my place for some further undercover work.

Police Chat Up Line: Don't you just love a man in uniform?

Barely Legal Pick Up Line: Babe, I was arrested the other night, for having two guns and a six pack.

Sometimes pick-up lines go bad, but sometimes they just really bite. But, 4 out of 5 dentists do like this pick up line!

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey dude, that point on your head really makes my toes curl up.

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey there little lady, are you as loud as your chickens?

Pick Up a Police Line: Hey big guy, what are you doing with your night stick later tonight?

Shortest Police Pick Up Line: Drop 'em!

Police Officer Hookup Line: You, me, handcuffs, whipped cream. You interested?

Police Chat Up Line: Cops do it by the book.

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| Bar Come Ons | Chef Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons | Daily Come-Ons | Gnome Pick Ups |
| Gym Hookups | Locksmith Openers | Pirate Hookups | Police Pick Ups | 2 | Scary Chat Up Lines |
| Scientist Chat Ups | Sci-Fi Pick Up Lines | Sick Come Ons | Sports Hookups | Travel Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2 | Batman Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups | Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed Hookups | 2 | 3 | VD Day Come Ons | Winter Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2 |
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