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Pirate Pick-Up Line: That pirate outfit looks hot on you! Wanna search me for buried treasure?
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Pick up cheesy hookup tips, horny chat up lines, and maybe a cheap date with a sense of humor!

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Warning: Chat Up at Your Own Risk! Corny hookup humor, flirty jokes, and pitiful pick-me-up puns ahead.
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Yummy Pick-Up Line: We're like cocoa and marshmallows. You're hot and I want to be on top of you!Hey Gnirl, did you fart? 'Cause you just blew me away!Did you swallow magnets? 'Cause gnirl, you're so attractive!

Chocolate Pick Up Line: Hey girl, that hot cocoa is steaming, but you are even hotter!

Sweet Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're like a box of chocolates, 'cause the first thing I want to do is take your top off.

Sweet Chat Up Line: Hey girl, my only two weaknesses are dark choclate and you.

Chocolate Candy Bar Come On: Hey girl, bite me!

Stinking funny Pick Up Line: Gnome wonder these two have a hard time finding a date.

Pick Up Line Tip of the Day: Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably sh*t!

Q. What did the poop say to the fart?
A. Wow, you just blew me away!

Sick Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'm not an organ donor, but I'd gladly give you my heart.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, the direction fields of my heart all point to you.

Science Chat Up Line: Hey babe, you must have a high current because I just can't resist you.

Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey baby, are you an exothermic reaction? 'Cause you spread your hotness everywhere.

Science Lab Come-On: Hey girl, is it getting hot in here, or is that just our bond forming?

Are you a 90 angle? 'Cause you're looking so right!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, you're looking really Gouda tonight! Food Pick-Up Line: Do you work at Little Caesars? 'Cause you're hot and I'm ready!

Dating Angle: Are you a dyslexic angel, 'cause you looking la-right to me.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey girl, later tonight I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.

Sharp pick-up lines help you get an angle on the dating scene.

Cheesy Come On: Hey miss, why just eat your curds and whey, when you gouda have your way with me?

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you'd never have to question me, 'cause I'm not too gouda to be true to you.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I heard you don't feel so gouda tonight. Please feel cheddar soon.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, tonight you are looking gouda 'nuff to eat!

Yummy Hookup Line: Biker gnone is hungering for a pizza her!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you like Pizza Hut? 'Cause I'd really like to stuff your crust.

Italian Chef Pick Up Line: Hey baby, are you pizza? 'Cause I'd really eat up a slice of you.

Q. How is sex like pizza?
A. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Gym Humor: Gnome Sweat Produces Pherognomes!Hey Gnirl, I'm attracted to you! According to the law of gravity, you're attracted to me, too!Hey Gnirl, I Did You!

Gym Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you thirsty? 'Cause I've got a six-pack right here.

Gym Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you believe in love at first squat?

Pick Up a Gym Rat Line: Do you work at UPS? 'Cause I saw you checking out my package.

Pick Up a Gym Rat Line: Hey dude, does your stomach need a tissue? 'Cause you've got some sick abs!

Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Science Hookup Line: Hey baby, if I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?

Gemologist Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I must be a diamond because you just gave me a hardness of 10 on the Mohs Scale.

Scary Gardener Pick Up Line: Hey ghoul, if you were a flower, I'd pick you!

Haunted Forest Come-On: Save a Tree! Eat a Beaver.

Anti Pick Up Line: Everybody in your family must be a cactus, because you're a real prick!

Dead Garden Pick Up Line: Dude, I don't carrot all!

Excuse me, could you please empty your pockets? I believe you've stolen my heart!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: My crush on you makes me crumble like Feta!Redneck gnome of mullet gnome? Who'd get the gnirl?

A cheesy pick-up line that only a cop could get aways with – unless the gnomette was a real siren!

Police Hookup Line: Hey there, want to plant something on me?

Police Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, wanna play good cop, bad cop?

Police Officer Come-On: I'd love you to frisk me and then shake me down.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, since you're mostly provolonely, why not brie my date tonight?

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, even if you're a little mousy, you'll just eat me up.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Jack, you're like a fancy French cheese. Some people find your odor strong and offensive, but I know it just means you are high quality.

Business in the front, a party in the back, backed up by gunpower. A cheesy come-on that just hit a new low in both style and sophistication. Bullseye!

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey dude, that point on your head really makes my toes curl up.

Garden Pixie Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I'm sexy and I gnome it!

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey little man, is your name Lief? 'Cause I'd like to to blow you.

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