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Cheesy
Pick-Up Lines, Hookup Humor, Chat
Ups
Proposition a hot date using our horny hookups, dating
humor, and cheesy come-on jokes.
Funny Flirts, Dating Jokes, Cheap Date Come-Ons
(Because Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream if You're Fishing
for a Hookup Tonight!) |
Warning:
Pick Up with Due Caution! Hookup humor, funny come-ons,
and cheap dating lines ahead.
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| Actor Lines | Animal
Pick Ups | Bank Lines |
Bar Flirts | Chef
Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden
Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster
Hooks | Locksmith Openers
| Music Picks | Pirate
Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman
| Hulk Hookups | Superman
| Weed Hookups | VD
Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas
Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating
App | Relationship LOLs
| Lover Jokes |
Hipster
Chat Up Line: Hey baby, I'd take my glasses off for you!
Pick
Up a Hipster Line: Hey dude, you've got bike courier eyes!
Hipster
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you know I liked you before anybody
else even knew who you were.
Pumped
Up Pick Up Line: Girl, I followed my heart, and it led me
to the gym. |
Baker
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd take you to my bakery, but there's
nothing sweeter than you.
Pick
Up a Baker Line: Hey Sweetie, I don't know much about pies,
but you make my banana cream!
Dessert
Hookup Line: Hey sweetie, are you an Oreo? 'Cause I'd like
to double-stuff you.
Gnome
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, if you were a berry, I'd want to
jam with you all winter long!
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Sunday
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you religious? 'Cause you're
the answer to all my prayers.
Sunday
Hookup Line: Hey there hottie, wanna be naughty this Sinday?
Sunday
Pick Up Line: Hey Bae, is your name Sol Invictus?
'Cause I'd like to conquer your heavenly body!
Sunday
Chat Up Line: Hi there hottie, is your name Sabbath?
'Cause you are holy hot! |
Pick
Up a Pirate Line: Lad Ahoy! Come dock in my port!
Pirate
Hookup Line: Aye wench, how'd ye like to readjust me rigging?
High
Seas Come-On: Are you a pirate? 'Cause my treasure map is
pointing right toward your booty!
Salty
Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy Matey! I'd beat your armada
any day. |
Hookup
Line Tip of the Day: Sharp pick up lines help you get an
angle on the dating scene.
Hipster
Come-On: Hey girl, how about we try an experimental kiss?
Hipster
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, can I tie your shoes? 'Cause I don't
want you falling for anybody else.
Powerful
Pick Up Line: Babe, an electrician can really turn you on!
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Pick
Up a Pirate Line: Aye, that's quite a cutlass ye have thar.
What ye need is a good scabbard.
Pirate
Hookup Line: Well, just call me Landlubber, 'cause
I'm about to plunder your Treasure Island.
Pirate
Chat Up Line: Ahoy matey, I would swab your deck,
any day!
Pirate
Pick Up Line: My lady, how about ye and me sail the seven
seas tonight? |
Hipster
Pick Up Line: Are you a hipster? 'Cause we should go out
and fog up our glasses!
Hipster
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's go get lost at IKEA.
Hipster
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you from the area? 'Cause I
only date locally-sourced babes.
Hipster
Hookup Line: Hey girl, I like my women like I like my glasses,
thick and black. |
Powerful
Pick Up Line: Electricians do it in the dark!
Fully
Charged Chat Up Line: Get turned on. Sleep with an electrician!
Powerful
Hookup Line: Let an electrician remove your shorts!
Electrician
Come-On: Babe, you sure look well-grounded.
Electrician
Pick Up Line: Babe, you sure could light up my night.
Powerful
Chat Up Line: Master electricians do it better.
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Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you like Pizza Hut? 'Cause I'd
really like to stuff your crust.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey Brie you're cheddar off without Jack,
so would you be my date tonight?
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'm nacho man, but someday I hope
to brie...
Hipster
Hookup Line: Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling
you hunted guys my age before it was cool. |
Police
Hookup Line: Let's go back to my place for some further
undercover work.
Police
Pick Up Line: Don't you just love a man in uniform?
Criminal
Pick Up Line: Babe, I was arrested the other night, for
having two guns and a six pack.
Pick
Up a Police Officer Line: My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?
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Guy
is doing grate with his come-on, but she thinks he gouda
do cheddar.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you were pizza crust and I was
mozzarella, I'd melt all over you even before hitting 450º.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot that you've grilled
my cheese sandwich.
Cheesy
Come-On Line: Hey girl, it's un-brie-lievable that I'm not
your hot date tonight.
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Christmas
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, Santa's lap isn't the only place
X-mas wishes come true.
Xmas
Party Come-On: Babe, if you leave milk and Christmas cookies
out, I'll come later.
X-Xmas
Hookup Line: Hey there, if you jingle my bells, I promise
you a white Christmas.
Christmas
Chat Up Line: If I dress up as Santa, will you be my Ho?
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2
| Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty
Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick
Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef
Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Farm
Pick-Ups |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife
Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper
Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman
LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns |
Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |
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Jokes |
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Puns | Sports Jokes | Superhero
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