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Do you believe in love at 1st sight? Of, should I walk by again?How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date? A. Briing her flours!Did you just sneeze? I'd say "God Bless You," but it looks like He already did!

Hipster Chat Up Line: Hey baby, I'd take my glasses off for you!

Pick Up a Hipster Line: Hey dude, you've got bike courier eyes!

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.

Pumped Up Pick Up Line: Girl, I followed my heart, and it led me to the gym.

Baker Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd take you to my bakery, but there's nothing sweeter than you.

Pick Up a Baker Line: Hey Sweetie, I don't know much about pies, but you make my banana cream!

Dessert Hookup Line: Hey sweetie, are you an Oreo? 'Cause I'd like to double-stuff you.

Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey babe, if you were a berry, I'd want to jam with you all winter long!

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

Sunday Hookup Line: Hey there hottie, wanna be naughty this Sinday?

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hey Bae, is your name Sol Invictus? 'Cause I'd like to conquer your heavenly body!

Sunday Chat Up Line: Hi there hottie, is your name Sabbath? 'Cause you are holy hot!

Pirate Pick-Up Line: That pirate outfit looks hot on you! Wanna search me for buried treasure?Gnirl, if you were a triangle, you'd be acute one!Pirate Pick-Up Line: Doth ye desire to do some plundering with me?

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Lad Ahoy! Come dock in my port!

Pirate Hookup Line: Aye wench, how'd ye like to readjust me rigging?

High Seas Come-On: Are you a pirate? 'Cause my treasure map is pointing right toward your booty!

Salty Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy Matey! I'd beat your armada any day.

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Hipster Come-On: Hey girl, how about we try an experimental kiss?

Hipster Chat Up Line: Hey girl, can I tie your shoes? 'Cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.

Powerful Pick Up Line: Babe, an electrician can really turn you on!

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Aye, that's quite a cutlass ye have thar. What ye need is a good scabbard.

Pirate Hookup Line: Well, just call me Landlubber, 'cause I'm about to plunder your Treasure Island.

Pirate Chat Up Line: Ahoy matey, I would swab your deck, any day!

Pirate Pick Up Line: My lady, how about ye and me sail the seven seas tonight?

Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes!Q. Why did the light go out? A. Because they liked each other!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I Can't Control Myself Around You. You Turn Me Into a Cheesy Muenster!

Hipster Pick Up Line: Are you a hipster? 'Cause we should go out and fog up our glasses!

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's go get lost at IKEA.

Hipster Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced babes.

Hipster Hookup Line: Hey girl, I like my women like I like my glasses, thick and black.

Powerful Pick Up Line: Electricians do it in the dark!

Fully Charged Chat Up Line: Get turned on. Sleep with an electrician!

Powerful Hookup Line: Let an electrician remove your shorts!

Electrician Come-On: Babe, you sure look well-grounded.

Electrician Pick Up Line: Babe, you sure could light up my night.

Powerful Chat Up Line: Master electricians do it better.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you like Pizza Hut? 'Cause I'd really like to stuff your crust.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey Brie you're cheddar off without Jack, so would you be my date tonight?

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'm nacho man, but someday I hope to brie...

Hipster Hookup Line: Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.

Police pick-up lines for blondes: Do you work under cover? Want to plant something on me?Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, my love for you is hotter than deep fried mozzerella!Q. Why is Santa so jolly? A. He knows where all the naughty girls live!

Police Hookup Line: Let's go back to my place for some further undercover work.

Police Pick Up Line: Don't you just love a man in uniform?

Criminal Pick Up Line: Babe, I was arrested the other night, for having two guns and a six pack.

Pick Up a Police Officer Line: My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?

Guy is doing grate with his come-on, but she thinks he gouda do cheddar.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you were pizza crust and I was mozzarella, I'd melt all over you even before hitting 450.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot that you've grilled my cheese sandwich.

Cheesy Come-On Line: Hey girl, it's un-brie-lievable that I'm not your hot date tonight.

Christmas Pick Up Line: Hey girl, Santa's lap isn't the only place X-mas wishes come true.

Xmas Party Come-On: Babe, if you leave milk and Christmas cookies out, I'll come later.

X-Xmas Hookup Line: Hey there, if you jingle my bells, I promise you a white Christmas.

Christmas Chat Up Line: If I dress up as Santa, will you be my Ho?

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