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Bathroom
Humor, Crappy Puns, Toilet Jokes
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a seat for crappy loo puns, malodorous bathroom humor, and toilet jokes
that really stink.
Toilet Humor, Funny Bathroom Jokes, Potty Puns
(Because Turdy Toilet Jokes
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream and Loo Puns May
Relieve You with Laughter!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Due Caution! Urine for shitty jokes, bathroom
humor, and pungent puns ahead.
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and Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3
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| Toilet Humor | Toilet
Paper Jokes | Urine Jokes, Pee
Puns, #1 Humor | Potty Training
Jokes |
| Turd Jokes, Crap Puns | Constipated
Jokes | Diarrhea Jokes
| Outhouse Jokes, Porta Potty Puns
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| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room LOLs | Bath Time LOLs
| Animal Poop Puns |
Fertilizer Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Sewer Humor | Superhero
Loo LOLs | Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes
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Q.
Why is the new high tech toilet so popular?
A. Because it comes with 100s of downloadable books.
Q.
What happens if your doctor diagnoses you with both anxiety
and constipation?
A. You worry shitless.
Did
you hear about the plumbers who went to Vegas to play some
craps? |
Q.
What happened when the semi truck full of toilet paper crashed
on the Interstate?
A. Police did not ticket the driver, saying he had a bum
steer.
Q.
What did the grumpy old man do about his constipation?
A. Nothing. He just stopped giving a shit.
Q.
What do you call an eskimo's diarrhea?
A. A poopsicle.
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Q.
What do you call a funny toilet that does stand up comedy?
A. Commodian!
Q.
What is the one thing you'll never see your plumber do?
A. Bite his nails!
Q.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A. Oh gosh, that horrible smell is coming from the corridor.
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Did
you know Chuck Norris had the idea to can his urine as a
beverage? It's marketed under the name, Red Bull.
Q.
Why did they stop manufacturing the extra strength Chuck
Norris brand toilet paper?
A. Because it didn't take any shit from anybody!
Chuck
Norris has inner beauty, and he has the colonoscopy video
to prove it.
Q.
Wanna hear Chuck Norris tell a dog poop joke?
A. Never mind. It really stinks... |
Q.
How do you keep a dog from pooping in your front yard?
A. Keep him in the backyard!
Q.
How does a dung beetle make his house smell better?
A. With aromatic Poop-ourri!
Q.
Which snack do dogs prefer while watching a crappy movie
with their human?
A. Poop-corn.
Poop-ular
Ad Slogan: Eat Shit! 'Cause trillions of flies
cannot be wrong! |
Seriously?
Fairies need a toilet? Can't they just dust their sh*t down
on any unsuspecting soul?
When
you're up hootin' with the owls and you need to move your
bowels, is the moment magical? I stink not!
Q.
How does a urologist diagnose hypospadias on an EKG?
A. Inverted P Waves.
Q.
What time does a rooster wake up and visit the outhouse?
A. At the crap of dawn. |
When
people hug you, fart really loudly. You'll make them feel
very strong!
Why
fart and waste, when you can burp and taste?
If
a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Q.
What happens when little toilet paper grows up big and strong?
A. It becomes a toilet-tree. |
Q.
When does Poison Ivy change her underwear?
A. When they get soiled.
Does
Batman really guano know what Robin's been doing in the
Batroom for the past hour?
Q.
What kind of car does Batman drive instead of the Batmobile
when he's got diarrhea?
A. A BMW.
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Q.
What is the opposite of urine?
A. You're out!
Q.
What do you call two guys using the same urinal?
A. Peers.
Q.
What do you call a person who picks plums?
A. A Plumber! |
Q.
What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A. A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave
a hole.
Q.
Why dosn't the urologist accept patients that live on islands?
A. Because he only deals with in-continent patients.
Q.
What should you say after farting loudly in a public restroom?
A. Pardon me, I need to get that fixed. |
What
idiot named it Erectile Dysfunction instead of Ballzheimer's?
Betting his name was Ed.
Q.
What do you call a cheap circumsision?
A. A real rip-off.
Q.
Why did the rooster cross the road to go to the urinal?
A. Because that's where all the cocks hang out.
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Q.
What did the doctor say about using medical marijuana for
constipation?
A. He said, "Shit, or get off the pot."
Sometimes
I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg...
May
your cup runneth over, unless it's that urine specimen cup
you're trying to hand me.
Q.
What do you call a vegan with diarrhea?
A. A salad shooter. |
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Bathroom Jokes, Toilet Humor, Potty Puns,
Crappy Jokes | 2 | 3
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| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 |
| Toilet Jokes | 2
| Toilet Paper Jokes and TP Puns
| Urine Jokes, Pee Puns, and #1 Humor
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| Turd Jokes and Crap Puns | 2
| Constipation Jokes and Proctologist
Puns | Diarrhea Jokes
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| Shower Jokes, Bath Puns | Potty
Trained Puns | Porta Potty
Jokes and Outhouse Puns |
| Men's Room Jokes | Ladies
Room Humor | Butt Jokes | Underwear
Laughs | Yellow Jokes |
| Fart Jokes and Funny Flatulence
| Gas Station Jokes | Smelly
Jokes, Stinking Funny Puns |
| Plumber Jokes and Sewer Humor
| Superhero Loo | 2
| Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Janitor
Jokes |
| Animal Poop Puns |
Fertilizer Jokes, Garden Manure Humor, and Crappy Gnome Puns
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