What do Coloradans call a tortilla chip that works out?
A. A Macho Nacho.
What is a spicy Colorado taco's favorite movie?
A. Catch Me If You Cayenne.
Why don't Denverites trust a burrito?
A. Because it might spill the beans!
Doc, I think I'm a Taco Bell.
Denver Shrink: Take two bean burritos. If that
doesn't clear the mental block, just give
me a ring in the morning.
Why shouldn't you ever put avocados in your eyes when you're
in a Colorado restaurant?
A. So you don't get guac-oma.
Why is it so hard to find a Denver hipster dog's bone?
A. Because it buried so far underground!
Why did the mortician vacation in the Mile High City?
A. Because there are so many things to do in Denver when
What's the main problem with Denver Police jokes?
A. The cops don't think they're funny, and private citizens
are afraid to laugh at them!
Why are Denver Front Range puns so funny?
A. Because they really peak your interest!
What is the official flower of I70 through Denver, Colorado?
A. The concrete cloverleaf.
Gossip of the Day: Did you hear about the spaced
aliens who were planning to rob a Denver pot shop? First,
they had to case the joint.
How are England and Colorado alike?
A. England has Stonehenge and Colorado has stoned hedges!
How can you tell a Colorado organic farmer is a true expert?
A. He is out standing in his manure!
How can you tell blooming funny Colorado gardener jokes
A. When they're a real pain in the aster.
How do you know if you're a bad Colorado gardener?
A. All the rocks in your garden went belly up!