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You might be from Colorado if hail freaks you out so bad that you have a hard time getting a cab!
Green alien says: Space aliens are Broncos fans because Denver is a mile cloer to home!

You might be from Colorado if you say "The Interstate" and everybody know which one!

 


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Warning: Move Here at Your Own Risk! Mile High humor, Denver jokes, LoDo LOLs and funny Denverisms ahead.
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You night be from Colorado if you've seen Sasquatch from Lookout Mountain!You might be from Denver if going to Casa Bonita meant you got to drive down W Colfax!Q. Why do the mountains lean toward teh east? A. Because Aurora sucks!

Q. What do you call it when you jump off of Lookout Mountain with a chicken in each hand?
A. Hen Gliding!

Q. What is the slogan of the Denver hotel on Hooker St?
A. We Put the Ho in Hotel!

Q. What do you call a Denver Mint employee who sky dives on the weekends?
A. Penny from heaven.

Mile High City Pick Up Line: Hey, my friend and I are having a bake sale. Wanna joint us?

You might be from Denver if you went to Casa Bonita as a child, and still do as a grownup!

Q. What is it called when you finally arrive at the gates of Denver's Elitch Gardens Theme and Water Park?
A. Entranced.

Q. Why does Denver have such a wide demographic range of ages that consume legal marijuana?
A. I25 and I70.

Q. When is it bad business to be reaching higher in Colorado?
A. When you're a bank teller in a hold-up!

Q. What is the hot new slogan of the Aurora Notel on E Colfax?
A. You've Rented the Room, Now Buy the Video!

Q. What do you call a really smart blonde in Aurora, Colorado?
A. A Golden Retriever.

Q. What is the slogan of the Aurora Notel on E Colfax?
A. As Seen On COPS!

Q. Which employees go on strike when they want to make less money?
A. Denver Mint workers.

Wookie says: I came across two talking stones while hiking in Colorado! One was big, but shy. The other was a little Boulder!You might be from Denver if you think of Tom Shane as a local folk hero!You might be from Colorado if you've seen this exhibit at the Natural History Museum!

You might be from Colorado if you know what a trust fund hippie is, and know its natural habitat is the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder.

Q. What does a well-dressed mallard wear to a formal affair at the Brown Palace Hotel?
A. His ducks-edo.

Q. Why did the mortician vacation in the Mile High City?
A. Because there are so many things to do in Denver when you're dead.

Q. What do you get if you cross a witch and a Halloween blizzard in Denver?
A. A cold spell!

Q. How can you tell your Denver area landscape tree guy is happy?
A. He's looking very chipper.

Q. How does the Denver Police Department grill a chicken?
A. Repeatedly ask her why she crossed the road last night.

Q. Why did the librarian get booted off the flight to DIA?
A. It was overbooked.

Q. What do you call a haunted house in Denver with a ghost who can't pay the mortgage?
A. Repossessed.

Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel on E Colfax have in common?
A. No ball room.

Q. What's the best part of urban gardening along East Colfax Avenue?
A. Getting down and dirty with the hoes.

Q. How can you tell it's too hot in your urban Denver henhouse during August?
A. The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

Q. Who is haunting the KFC near Littleton Cemetery?
A. Locals know it's actually cannibal Alferd Packer because he just doesn't have a taste for chicken meat.

You might be from Littleton if you fondly remember woodsies at Daniel's Park!You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Mile High Club: in the back seat of an SUV!You might be from Littleton if you go to Ton'y's Meat Market to gt bones for your dog!

Q. Why don't Denverites drink Flat Tire beer?
A. Why tempt fate or dare the devil?

A skunk ambles into the corner bar in downtown Littleton and asks, "Hey, where did everybody go?"

Q. What did the Terminator say when he visited the Denver brew pub?
A. I'll Be Bock!

Denver Brew Pub Fact of the Day: Men do make passes at girls with empty glasses.

Q. Why did the hipster tube down the High Line Canal south of Denver?
A. Because the South Platte River was too mainstream.

Q. Why did the Denver locksmith do stand-up comedy during his off time?
A. Because he always got the audience keyed up at Comedy Works Downtown.

Q. What do you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Hijacking!

Q. What do you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Cloud Seeding!

Q. What do you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Touring the cockpit!

DIA Pick-Up Line: Hey, I've got two boarding passes. Let's catch a flight and see where we land.

Q. Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Because beer thinks your karaoke singing at Dubb's Pub in Littleton was awesome!

Denver Locksmith Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, did you call a locksmith? 'Cause GPS took me straight to your mile high lock-ation.

Q. What happens if you consume 5280 cannabis edibles?
A. You get a pot belly, but you know you'll work it off in a mile.

Q. Where do pigs get together in Littleton?
A. Tony's Meat Market.

Q. What did the Cherry Cricket waiter say when he brought out the dog's dinner?
A. Bone appetit.

Patient: Doc, I think I'm a Taco Bell.
Denver Shrink: Take two bean burritos. If that doesn't clear the mental block, give me a ring.

Customer: Bring me a burrito.
Waiter at Denver's Club 404: Yes sir, with pleasure!
Customer: NO, with cheese!

Mile High Pick-Up Line: Hey there, I have a huge kush on you!

Q. Why is Denver known as the Mile High City? A. Um, what was the question , again?Denver asks: Did you hear about the new high-tech sculpture of Colorado? It isstate of the art!Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Denver is just a little closer to home!

Q. Which weather feature do Mile High potheads like best?
A. The Highs.

Q. Where do Denver meteorologists stop on their way home after a busy weather day at work?
A. The Isobar.

Q. Which TV reporter does the weekend gardening report from Denver Botanical Gardens?
A. Pete Moss.

Q. What is the grand prize in the Denver Chapter Time Travel Club raffle?
A. A trip back to Super Bowl Sunday in 2016, 1999, and 1998. Go Broncos!

Q. Why did the Denver cops arrest the craft brewer?
A. He was accused of a-malt and beer-tery.

Blonde: My son came here to Denver on his summer vacation.
Friend: Did you meet him at DIA?
Blonde: No, I've known him his whole life.

Q. How do Denver's RTD light rail trains hear?
A. They use their engine ears!

Q. What do you call the phobia of over-engineered high-rise buildings in downtown Denver?
A. A complex complex condo complex.

Q. What did the prostitute say when the passenger beside her on the flight to Denver said he didn't have any cash, but really wanted to join the mile high club?
A. I don't give a flying f-ck.

Blunt Boulder Bull Sh*t: Mork and Mindy were both from Ork (A.K.A. Boulder).

Q. What do you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Touring the cockpit!

Q. What was the stoner Denver weatherman fired from his radio gig?
A. Because his forecast was always partly cloudy with foggy patches.

Q. Why was the blonde tourist just standing in the middle of the busy Denver intersection at Broadway and Colfax?
A. The Walk sign changed to Don't Walk, so she just stopped.

Q. How do skeletons in Denver get high?
A. Marrow-juana.

Q. Why was that Denver locksmith comedian so knee-slapping funny at Comedy Works?
A. Because he had such a keen sense of humor.

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