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What do you call cheese that acts crazy? Basket Queso
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I Can't Control Myself Around You. You Turn Me Into a Cheesy Muenster!
Cheesy Pun - To my sweetheart: My cooking got so much better since I fondue!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, I hope that's nacho man over there!

 


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Sample brie cheesy jokes, feta funny puns, grate laughs and sharp cheese humor.

Cheesy Laughs, Fun with Queso, Cheese Humor
(Because Imitation Cheese and Non-Dairy Humor Are Udderly Against the Law in Wisconsin!)
Warning: For Cheesy Audiences, So Brie Careful! Sharp jokes, bleu humor, and Holy Puns ahead, Batman!
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Q. Why should you always bring a bag of chips to a party? A. In queso emergencyWhen shouldn't you believe what your cheese is saying? When it's too gouda to be true.A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse, with baited breath.

Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese? It's only mild, though.

Cheese walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get out. We don't serve your rind in here."

Q. How much cheese is really a lot?
A. Tunworth.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I heard you don't feel so gouda tonight. Please feel cheddar soon.

Q. How do you handle dangerous cheese?
A. Caerphilly.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey girl, you'd never have to question me, 'cause I'm not too gouda to be true to you.

Q. What kind of cheese should you get if you want to protect your territory?
A. Roquefort!

Q. What did the cheese tell his shrink?
A. Doc, I just Camembert any longer.

Q. What is a lion's favorite cheese?
A. Roar-quefort.

Q. What does Cheese say when it's having its picture taken?
A. People!

Q. How should you eat crumbly cheese when you're in Wales?
A. Caerphilly.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Gorganzola? 'Cause you are looking sharp tonight!

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, are you cheesecake? 'Cause I just want to eat you up!What's the cheesiest sitcom of all time? Curd Your EnthusiasmCheesy Pick-Up Line: I must be Swiss? 'Cause without you, there's a hole in my heart!

Beefcake Gnome dishes up cheesy cheesecake come-ons for dessert.

Q. Why is cheesecake such a sweet friend?
A. Because cheesecake will never tell you you're getting fat.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think we'd have a hole lot of fun together.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you cheesecake? 'Cause you're so sweet!

Q. Which kind of cheese is recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists?
A. Dental Schloss.

Q. Which cheese is rich, worldy, and blonde?
A. Paris Stilton.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, you are so hot and creamy.

Q. Why does the mushroom always get invited to cheesy pizza parties?
A. Because he's such a fungi.

Goes to show that the cheesy guy doesn't always get the girl. Cheddar luck next time!

Q. What did the cheesy detective say when he took the case?
A. I smell something Swiss-picious.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey miss, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think you are hot!

Q. What did Parmesan say when it broke up with Mozzarella?
A. Sorry, but I'm just too mature for you.

Somebody threw cheese at me... That Stinks!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, You're the Colby to my Monterey Jack!Why does this cheese look normal? Because the rest on the platter are crackers.

Q. What do you get if you cross a goblin with cream?
A. Muenster cheese.

Q. Which kind of cheese is a woodpecker's favorite?
A. Pecorino.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey lady, cheesy come ons are only okay, if they're well-aged along the whey.

Q. What does Monterey cheese say when his buddy misstates a fact?
A. Hey, you don't know Jack!

Q. Which kind of cheese might you find along a California highway?
A. Monterey Jack.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Jack, you have my parmesan to nibble off my plate.

Q. What did the Cheese salesman say to his cultured patron?
A. That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!

Q. Why was the cheesy clown fired from the circus?
A. Because he couldn't get his Stilton.

Cheesy Cannibal Chat Up Line: Hey girl, it's so gouda to me-eat you!

Which search engine do most mice prefer? Ask CheeseThe Genesis of Cheese: Edam and EveCheesy Pick-Up Line: My crush on you makes me crumble like Feta!

Q. What did the cheese say when it looked at itself in the mirror?
A. Hallomi!

Q. What did Shakespeare ask the cheesemonger?
A. To Brie, or not to Brie?

Cheesy Come-On: Hey girl, you are even hotter than deep-fried mozzarella!

Q. What's the most religious type of cheese?
A. Swiss cheese – it's so holy.

Q. Which kind of cheese likes to frolic in a backwoods river in New England?
A. Ricotta.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Colby, cheddar not miss out on this opportunity to go out with a real big cheese lover.

Cheesy pick up lines don't always work. She knows Gnome Buddy is just too gouda to be true.

Q. What is American cheese's favorite TV channel?
A. Brie Brie C America.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you cheddar not miss my tasty come on!

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