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Cheesy
Puns, Sharp Cheese Jokes, Feta
Funny Puns
Sample
brie cheesy jokes, feta funny puns, grate laughs and sharp cheese humor.
Cheesy Laughs, Fun with Queso, Cheese Humor
(Because Imitation Cheese and
Non-Dairy Humor Are Udderly Against the Law in
Wisconsin!) |
Warning:
For Cheesy Audiences, So Brie Careful! Sharp jokes, bleu humor,
and Holy Puns ahead, Batman!
| Cheesy Puns and Dairy Funny Cheese Jokes
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| 3 | 4
| 5 | Cheesy
Pick-Up| Lines | 2 |
| Cheesy Gnome Cheese Puns | Butter
Jokes | Dairy Cow Jokes | Corny
Jokes | Foodie Jokes |
| Wine Jokes, Vintage Vino Puns | Cocktail
Hour Jokes | Smelly Jokes | Cheesy
Actor Jokes |
Did
you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It's only mild, though.
Cheese
walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get
out. We don't serve your rind in here."
Q.
How much cheese is really a lot?
A. Tunworth.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
I heard you don't feel so gouda tonight. Please
feel cheddar soon. |
Q.
How do you handle dangerous cheese?
A. Caerphilly.
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey girl, you'd
never have to question me, 'cause I'm not too gouda
to be true to you.
Q.
What kind of cheese should you get if you want to protect
your territory?
A. Roquefort!
Q.
What did the cheese tell his shrink?
A. Doc, I just Camembert any longer.
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Q.
What is a lion's favorite cheese?
A. Roar-quefort.
Q.
What does Cheese say when it's having its picture taken?
A. People!
Q.
How should you eat crumbly cheese when you're in Wales?
A. Caerphilly.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey dude,
is your name Gorganzola? 'Cause you are looking
sharp tonight! |
Beefcake
Gnome dishes up cheesy cheesecake
come-ons for dessert.
Q.
Why is cheesecake such a sweet friend?
A. Because cheesecake will never tell you you're getting
fat.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
are you Swiss? 'Cause I think we'd have a hole lot of fun
together.
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl,
are you cheesecake? 'Cause you're so sweet! |
Q.
Which kind of cheese is recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists?
A. Dental Schloss.
Q.
Which cheese is rich, worldy, and blonde?
A. Paris Stilton.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Brie,
you are so hot and creamy.
Q.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to cheesy pizza
parties?
A. Because he's such a fungi.
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Goes
to show that the cheesy guy doesn't always get the girl.
Cheddar luck next time!
Q.
What did the cheesy detective say when he took the case?
A. I smell something Swiss-picious.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey miss,
are you Swiss? 'Cause I think you are hot!
Q.
What did Parmesan say when it broke up with Mozzarella?
A. Sorry, but I'm just too mature for you. |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a goblin with cream?
A. Muenster cheese.
Q.
Which kind of cheese is a woodpecker's favorite?
A. Pecorino.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey lady,
cheesy come ons are only okay, if they're well-aged along
the whey. |
Q.
What does Monterey cheese say when his buddy misstates a
fact?
A. Hey, you don't know Jack!
Q.
Which kind of cheese might you find along a California highway?
A. Monterey Jack.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Jack,
you have my parmesan to nibble off my plate.
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Q.
What did the Cheese salesman say to his cultured patron?
A. That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Q.
Why was the cheesy clown fired from the circus?
A. Because he couldn't get his Stilton.
Cheesy
Cannibal Chat Up Line:
Hey girl, it's so gouda to me-eat you! |
Q.
What did the cheese say when it looked at itself in the
mirror?
A. Hallomi!
Q.
What did Shakespeare ask the cheesemonger?
A. To Brie, or not to Brie?
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey girl, you
are even hotter than deep-fried mozzarella! |
Q.
What's the most religious type of cheese?
A. Swiss cheese – it's so holy.
Q.
Which kind of cheese likes to frolic in a backwoods river
in New England?
A. Ricotta.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey Colby,
cheddar not miss out on this opportunity to go out with
a real big cheese lover.
|
Cheesy
pick up lines don't always work. She knows Gnome Buddy
is just too gouda to be true.
Q.
What is American cheese's favorite TV channel?
A. Brie Brie C America.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey babe,
you cheddar not miss my tasty come on! |
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Cheesy Puns and Dairy Funny Cheese Jokes
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| 3 | 4
| 5 | Cheesy
Pick-Up Lines | 2 |
| Cheesy Gnome Cheese Puns | Butter
Jokes | Dairy Cow Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Foodie LOLs |
| Wine Jokes and Vintage Vino Puns |
2 | 3
| Cocktail Hour Jokes | 2
| 3 | Cheesy
Actor Jokes |
| Chef Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Chef
Tunes, Culinary Beats | Gnome Chef Jokes
| Chef Come-Ons |
| Diet Puns | Gnome
Diet Jokes | Vegetarian Jokes, Vegan Puns
| Fitness and Dieting Jokes
| 2 |
| Corny Jokes | Smelly
Jokes | Fart Jokes | Holy
Humor | Moon Jokes | Cheese
Pizza Jokes |
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sampled the gouda
grins, so here's more cheesy
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