Q.
Which hearty root veggie crop produces sugar and smiles?
A. Beets me?
Did
you hear about the fresh garden vegetable that was acquitted
of manslaughter? Yeah, he beet the rap!
Q.
Why did the veggie band sound so different in concert?
A. They were missing a beet!
Q.
What is a veggie gardener's favorite retro game show?
A. Beet the Clock.
Q.
Which vegetables do cardiologists like to grow in their
home gardens?
A. Beets.
Q.
What happened after the guy quit eating homegrown vegetables?
A. His heart missed a beet.
Q.
What is a vegan rock drummer's favorite vegetable?
A. Beets.
Q.
How does a gardener throw a hearty backyard party on Saturday
night?
A. By turning up the beet!
Q.
How do you describe somebody who doesn't like green garden
vegetables?
A. Reddy to march to a different beet. |
Q.
Why did corn wrongly get sent to garden jail?
A. For stalking the sweet peas.
Q.
What is a vegetable gardener's favorite novel?
A. War and Peas.
Retro
Hippie Veggie Gardener Thought of the Day: Bean thinking
how up-beet I yam about all the growing peas and love, man.
Q.
Why did Gregor Mendel fail at handwriting class?
A. Because he kept crossing his Peas.
Giant
Green Gardener's Wisdom: Growing your own veggie garden
will bring peas on earth!
Q.
What does the Green Giant wear when he goes to a corporate
board meeting?
A. A three peas suit.
Q.
What do vegie gardener's call an angry legume?
A. Grump pea.
Q.
Which kind of vegetable do librarians frow in the backyard
plot?
A. Quiet Peas!
Q.
Why don't peas rule the world today?
A. Due to the dawning of the Age of Asparagus.
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When
garden vegetables want to converse with petunias, they use
a cell phone and cauliflower.
Q.
What was the incontinent farmer's biggest problem?
A. He managed the carrots, but could not control his peas!
Q.
What made the carrot so embarrassed?
A. It saw the chick pea!
Q.
Why are orange root veggies the coldest?
A. 'Cause they don't carrot at all.
Q.
Why did the blonde gardener plant each potato in a paper
lunch bag?
A. She wanted to keep the dirt out of their eyes!
Q.
What is a lazy veggie gardener called?
A. A couch potato.
Q.
Which garden veggie is a favorite of vegetarians?
A. Eggplant.
Q.
Why does Santa grow tomatoes during the his off season?
A. He likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.
Q.
How do corn gardeners decorate at Christmas time?
A. They hang stalkings from the fireplace mantel.
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