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Bike Jokes, Bicyclist Humor, Pedal Puns
(Because Schwinn Jokes ane Huffy Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for Bicycling Enthusiasts On the Bike Path!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Mountains of biking jokes, tricycle humor, unicycle laughs and cyclical puns ahead.
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Q. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? A It was two-tired!Monkey telling banana jokes: Why did te kid keep slipping off his bike? A. It had a banana seat!You might be from Colorado if you carry your $3000 bike on top of your $500 car!

Q. Why did the guy refurbish bicycles in his spare time?
A. So he could pedal them.

Q. What do you call a 10-speed bike that's beyond repair?
A. At the end of its Life Cycle.

Q. What's the difference between a well-dressed man riding a bicycle and a clown on a tricycle?
A. A-tire!

Wheelie Bad Groan of the Day: If there's one thing that's hard to stand, it's a unicycle – joke!

Q. What did the fearless tween on the BMX bike say after he crashed?
A. Ouch, that was wheely unfortunate.

Q. How did the blonde get injured while out riding her bicycle?
A. She was hit by a parked car. OUCH!

Bicyclist Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, if you were my girlfriend, I'd never get two tired of you.

Q. What do you call a nut-job riding BMX up and down the bike trail?
A. A psychopath on a cycle path.

Q. Why did the bank manager give up riding his bike?
A. 'Cause he has lost his balance.

Two blondes were riding their bikes up the road from Aurora to Denver. The sign said, "Denver Left," so they started crying and went back home.

Q. What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
A. A bike with no spooks.

Q. What do you call a demon trike that intentionally runs over clown shoes repeatedly?
A. A viscious cycle.

Q. How does a nowman get around? A. He rides an icicle!Denver laundromat added trendy new exercise equipment featuring spin cycles!Q. How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? A. By Icicle!

Q. Which in-famous hipster artist creates sculptures out of bicycle parts?
A. Cycle Angelo.

Q. Where do many bicycle flat tires occur?
A. Where there is a fork in the road!

Q. What happened to the bicyclist who broke his left arm and left leg in a car accident?
A. He's all right now.

Q. Why did the blonde decide to ride a unicycle to work?
A. 'Cause whenever she rode her bike, she was just way two-tired.

Q. What did the tornado say to the bicycle?
A. Hey, let's go for a spin!

Bike Rider Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you go bicycling with me, I promise I won't brake your heart.

Q. What can you do if you need a new bike chain but don't know where to get one?
A. Ask Google for some links.

Q. What's the difference between a Boy Scout and the guy who fixes bike horns?
A. One's motto is Be Prepared, and the other's slogan is Beep Repaird.

Q. How did the guy know he was moving up at his job as a bike mechanic?
A. He was promoted to spokesman.

Q. Why did the cops ticket the bicycle-riding clowns?
A. Just for the fun of it.

Q. What should you do if your dog keeps chasing people riding a bike?
A. Take his bicycle away from him...

Q. Why did the little kid take his two-wheeler to bed with him?
A. 'Cause he didn't want to walk in his sleep!

Q. Why are the mountains
a fun place to ride your bike?

A. Because they're
hill areas
!

 
Q. What goes through towns, up and over hills, but doesn't move? A. The road
 

Q. What is the hardest part
of learning to ride a bike?

A. The
pavement!

Q. What do you call an environmentalist on a bike who repeatedly rides down the same path?
A. A re-cycler.

Bike Path Pick-Up Line: All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Q. How is having sex like riding a bicycle?
A. You can do it by yourself, but it's more fun when you're not alone.

Wheelie Dumb Groan of the Day: If Painful bike Puns don't make you laugh, maybe a unicycle one wheel?

Q. Why should you tell a bicyclist an asphalt joke before telling a dirt road pun?
A. Because it paves the way to bigger groans.

Q. What does a bicyclist on a pricey bike call a road that's oddly elastic and springy?
A. Highway rubbery.

Q. How do you learn how to ride a unicycle?
A. By sheer wheel power.

Q. If you're riding your bike in Colorado and find a fork in the road, what should you do?
A. Stop for lunch!

Q. Wht's the difference between a clown riding a Schwinn and a clown riding a Huffy?
A. Not nuch 'cause they're bicycle-ly the same!

Q. Which new kind of motorized cycle was cooked up in a chemistry lab?
A. Bike-car-bonate of soda

Q. Why was the scooter crying?
A. Because it hated being half motorcycle and half bicycle.

Q. Why don't bicyles ever like to party?
A. Wah, they're two-tired.

Q. What do
you get if you cross a bike
and a flower?

A. Bicycle
Petals
!

 

Q. What do
you call an insanely crazy bike trail?

A. The
cycle-path!

 

Q. What does
a cool little
two-wheeler
call its dad?

A. Pop-cicle.

Q. When is a bicycle not a bike?
A. When it turns into a driveway!

Q. Why don't ducks on bicycles tell jokes while they're flying down the road?
A. So they don't quack up!

Q. Which brand of bicycle plays show tunes while you're riding it?
A. Ger-Schwinn.

Q. What do you call a mattress with a tricycle on top of it?
A. Bed-ridden.

Q. What is the neighborhood door-to-door bicycle salesman called?
A. A Pedal-er.

Q. Why are mountains the most fun place for devilish BMX bike stunt riders?
A. Because they're hell areas!

Q. Why did the cop ticket the bicycle courrier with an iPad in his hand?
A. For speeding along the information highway.

Q. What is it called when you go shopping for the right new bike?
A. Your buy cycle.

Q. What do you call a nun riding her bicycle?
A. Virgin Mobile.

Q. Which kind of bike likes both boys and girls?
A. A bi-cycle.

Q. What did the big kid say when he caught the punk who stole his tricycle?
A. Wheel, wheel, wheel.

Q. Why do tricycles have to go to bed early?
A. Because they're more than two-tired!

Q. Why does the town barber always win the 4th of July bike race?
A. He knows all the short cuts.

Q. What do you call the mileage you get from new bike tires?
A. Their life cycle.

Q. Why do bike riders find asphalt jokes so funny?
A. 'Cause they pave the road to laughter.

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