What is the plumbing in the bathroom at the police station
Why did the septic tank technician become a crime reporter?
A. He was used to digging up a lot of sh*t.
Pick-Up Line: Your family
must have been in organized crime, because I've already
Which hired killer never gets a prison sentence?
A. An exterminator!
What do you get if you cross a gangster and a garbage man?
A. Organized grime.
Pick-Up Line: Are you carrying
a concealed weapon, or are you just happy to see me?
What did the cop say after a woman reported her wig was
A. Yes Maam, we'll comb the area.
How is attending the Policeman's Balls like going
to a bait shop?
A. There is an abundance of worms, maggots, nightcrawlers,
Pick-Up Line: Babe, you
have the right to remain silent, but I doubt you will.