Q.
What is the ultimate car for a rural police detective?
A. A track-tor.
Q.
What is a serial killer's favorite Travolta Flick?
A. Splatter Day Night Fever.
Police
Pick-Up Line: You, me,
handcuffs, whipped cream. You interested?
Q.
How long did the young detective lead the investigation?
A. Until a senior detective got on his case. |
Today's
horoscope said: "You're going places today and you
can't be stopped!" Yeah right, tell that to the cop
that just pulled me over...
Q.
What do you call the leader of a cellular biology gang?
A. The nucleus.
Blonde:
There are hundreds of dead people and a cannibal here!
Police Dispatcher: Where are you?
Blonde: Littleton Cemetery. (Alferd Packer, confessed cannibal,
is buried in Littleton, Colorado.)
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Law
Enforcement Point to Ponder: Is a policeman's favorite tool
his night stick?
Q.
What was the optician's excuse to the cops?
A. I've been framed!
Police
Pick-Up Line: I'm from
the FBI, Fine Body Investigations, and I'm going to have
to ask you to assume the position.
Q.
What did the TV anchorman do when he was told there was
a pursuit in progress?
A. He cut to the chase. |