| Q.
Why was the little rubber duck arrested by the park police?
A. He was a bird-lery suspect.
Q.
What was the ultimate goal of the police detective duck?
A. He wanted to quack the case!
Q.
Which animal has an asshole halfway up his back?
A. A police horse.
Q.
Who were the most legendary horse thieves?
A. Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Q.
What does a criminal New Mexico chile do to deal with the
heat?
A. Hatch up a plan. |
Q.
What do you call a fruit that's been in and out of jail,
and in and out of jail again?
A. A bad apple.
Q.
What does a strangler serial killer eat for dessert?
A. Garrote Cake.
Q.
What did the tough carrot say to the rabbit thug?
A. So, you wanna piece of me?
Q.
What is an inmate's least favorite fresh farm veggie?
A. Celery.
Q.
Which nut always roots forf the good guys?
A. Almond the side of the law!
Q.
Which animal always has an alibi?
A. An escape goat. |
Q.
Which sport entails rounding up and stealing cattle as a
form of dramatic entertainment?
A. Professional rustling.
Q.
Why did the janitor call DPD to Coors Field during the Rockies
game?
A. Somebody was selling Rocky Mountain Oysters in the stands,
and he didn't want to clean up all the vomit after the balls
dropped.
Q.
Which kind of slicing tomato is a famous prison inmate?
A. A Cell-ibrity.
Q.
What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A. You cry when you cut an onion. |
