How did the criminal get into counterfeitting?
A. He answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."
state trooper pulled over a farmer on a rural road and said,
"Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the truck
a mile ago?" The farmer replied, "Thank God, I
thought I was going deaf."
What do you call a really easily solved mystery caper?
A. A brief case.
What do non-vegans call a police officer in a sleeping bag?
A. Pig in a blanket.
Why did the janitor call DPD to Coors Field during the Rockies
A. Somebody was selling Rocky Mountain Oysters in the stands,
and he didn't want to clean up all the vomit after the balls
Which plush TV frog was actually a detective?
A. Kermit A. Crime.
Who makes the best detective: a tax accountant, or Sherlock
A. A good tax accountant makes more deductions.
What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A. The accountant knows he's boring.
Who was the first technology sleuth?
A. Sherlock Ohms.
Pick-Up Line: If being
sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.