| Q.
What is the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd
one?
A. One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny.
Q.
What do you call a happy hare?
A. A hoptimist!
Q.
Which airline do rabbits prefer?
A. British Hare-Ways.
Q.
Why did the rabbit go to the barber shop?
A. For a hare cut.
Q.
What do you call a wealthy rabbit?
A. A millionhare.
Q.
Why was the energizer bunny arrested?
A. He was charged with battery! |
Q.
Why did the pirate start doing drugs?
A. Pier pressure.
Q.
What happened when the red ship collided with the blue ship?
A. The sailors were all marooned!
q.
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
A. Because B-shells were too small.
Q.
What does a mermaid wear to math and botony classes?
A. An algae-bra, naturally!
Q.
hy didn't the two algae ever have sex?
A. Because they had a planktonic relationship.
Q.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Because they dropped out of school.
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Unaswered
Riddle: What is another word for Thesaurus?
Q.
What is the scientific term for the second dinosaur
species discovered?
A. Thesaurus.
Q.
What did Roget eat for breakfast every single day before
coming up with his thesaurus?
A. Synonym toast.
Q.
How did eye witnesses describe the trucking accident that
strew thesaurus paper backs all over the road?
A. In alternate, substitute, equivalent, euphemisms.
Q.
Why did the blonde buy a thesaurus?
A. She always thought dinosaurs were cute. |
