| Q.
Why do pirates detest seriously funny winter puns?
A. Because it's snow laughing matter!
Q.
When is a boat just like winter snow?
A. When it's a drift.
Q.
What's the difference between an iceberg and a lint brush?
A. One crushes boats, but the other brushes coats.
Q.
Why didn't the Arctic tourist get any sleep last night?
A. Because he accidentally plugged his electric blanket
into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night.
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Q.
What do you call a serial killer watermelon?
A. A slaughter melon!
Q.
How did the watermelon farmer feel after getting a blue
ribbon at the county fair?
A. Like a melon bucks!
Q.
Why did the melon go out with a fig?
A. He couldn't find a date.
Q.
What crime was the watermelon thief convicted of?
A. Melony Theft
Q.
Which kind of melon can change colors at will?
A. A Chamelon!
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Q.
Why don't vampires spend much at restaurants?
A. Because they eat necks to nothing.
Q.
What do you call a hungry vampire at a wedding reception?
A. Vampire, The Buffet Slayer.
Q.
What is a vampire's favorite kind of candy?
A. Suckers.
Q.
What did the three vampires order at the bar?
A. Two Bloods and a Blood Light.
Q.
What do you call a vampire addict?
A. Count Drugula. |
