| Q.
Why was it so hard to call the pirate on his birthday?
A. Because he left his phone off the hook.
Q.
What does a pirate on shore leave wish for on his birthday?
A. A little booty!
Q.
What did her dad say after the blonde handed him his 50th
birthday card?
A. Thanks so much, but one would have been enough.
Q.
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A. They relish the moment. |
Q.
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?
A. Because he's obviously lying!
Q.
When is your mind like an un-made bed?
A. When it isn't made up yet.
Q.
When does a bed grow longer?
A. At night, when you add two feet to it.
Q.
Why did the blonde take a ruler to be?
A. (Not what you're guessing!) She wanted to see how long
she'd slept!
Q.
How do you shorten a bed?
A. Don't sleep in it as long.
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Q.
Which kind of pizza do hungry potheads usually order?
A. Stone-Baked!
Q.
What did the 420 edibles chef say?
A. Thyme flies when you're having fun!
Q.
Are there many Colorado Cannivores in Denver?
A. Yes, medible ents and cannafoodies are quite common in
the Mile High city.
Q.
What is a spaced alien's idea of a balanced diet?
A. A joint in each hand. |
