| Q.
Which martial art are carrots best suited for?
A. Carr-o-tee!
Q.
Which veggie watches over all the elderly vegetables?
A. The carrot-aker.
Q.
What do you call a carrot with right angles?
A. A square root.
Q.
What was the incontinent farmer's biggest problem?
A. He managed the carrots, but could not control his peas!
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Q.
How much money does a skunk have?
A. Just one scent.
Q.
How many skunks do you need to make a real stink?
A. A Phew!
Q.
Which college do skunks attend?
A. P.U.
Q.
What does a religious skunk say?
A. Let us spray.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a sci-fi robot and a skunk?
A. R2-PU.
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Q.
What did Luke say when he found out Darth Vader was his
father?
A. Oh Sith!
Q.
Why did Anakin cross the road?
A. To get to the Dark Side!
Q.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A. On the Dark Side.
Q.
What is the name of Darth Vader's sister?
A. Ella Vader.
Q.
Where does Princess Leia go shopping for Father's Day?
A. The Darth Maul. |
