Q.
What is a toad's favorite flower?
A. The Croak-Us!
Q.
Why are frogs so happy?
A. Because they eat whatever bugs them!
Q.
Why was the tadpole feeling so lonely?
A. Because he was newt to the area.
Q.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
A. They always make the jump shots.
Q.
What happens when two nervous frogs collide?
A. They get tongue-tied. |
Q.
What is a cucumber's favorite letter?
A. They always pick L!
Q.
What do you call a cucumber that's a sore loser?
A. A sour pickle.
Q.
What does a skeptical pickle say?
A. Are you gherkin my chain?
Q.
When should you put pickles in your door?
A. When it's ajar!
Q.
What do you call people who post particularly funny pickle
puns?
A. Dilly Silly!
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Q.
What do you call a grumpy cow?
A. Moo-dy.
Q.
What do you call a really strong cow?
A. Beefy.
Q.
Why did the beef herd return to the cannabis field?
A. It was a classic case of the pot calling the cattle back.
Plus, the steaks have never been higher!
Q.
How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?
A. You have to wait until she busts a moove. |