| Q.
Why is Denver known as the Mile High City?
A. 5280 pot shops.
Q.
Why is Denver such a happy city?
A. Because of all the hop-timistic beer drinkers.
Q.
What to you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Hijacking!
Q.
Why didn't the stallion show up to his Denver Broncos-themed
wedding?
A. He got colt feet.
Q.
Why does Denver have such a wide demographic range of ages
that consume legal marijuana?
A. I25 and I70. |
Q.
Why did one melon break up with the other?
A. He didn't know water problem was.
Q.
Why can't a watermelon get a driver's license?
A. They go at red and stop at green!
Q.
Which sweet gourd commits serious garden crimes?
A. A water-felon.
Q.
Why aren't watermelon puns funny?
A. Because they make you lose your rind.
Q.
Why do watermelons make great entrepreneurs?
A. Because they always have seed money.
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Q.
What is an artery?
A. The study of paintings.
Q.
What is bacteria?
A. The back door to the cafeteria.
Q.
What is a CAT scan?
A. When you're searching for your lost kitty.
Q.
What is an enema?
A. Not your friend. ...
Q.
What is a tablet?
A. A small table.
Q.
What is morbid?
A. A higher offer.
Q.
What is labor pain?
A. When you get hurt at work. |
