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Question the answers to funny enigma jokes, puzzling humor, and hilarious riddles.

Ridiculous Riddles and Funny Brainteaser Jokes
(Because Corny Riddles That Answer Seemingly Unanswerable Questions Could Never Be TOO Mainstream?)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Psychic riddles, enigmatic humor, and puns to wonder about ahead.
| Funny Riddles Answered! | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| Brilliant Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Light Bulb Zodiac Riddles |
| Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? | Are Blonde Jokes Dumb? | Why Do Pirates ARR? |

Q. What is green and goes to summer camp? A Brussels ScoutQ. What do you call an obese psychic? A. A four chin teller!Q. What Did the Coach Say to His Losing Team of Snakes? A. You Can't Venom All!

Q. Why don't mummies go to summer camp?
A. Because they're arfraid to relax and unwind!

Q. What do you call a vegetable that eliminates the need to brush your teeth?
A. Bristle Sprouts.

Q. What is the most popular wine known to summer camp counselors?
A. I don't like Brussels Sprouts.

Q. Where do sharks go to summer camp?
A. Finland.

Q. Where do cows go to summer camp?
A. Upstate Moo York.

Q. Why can't psychics have children?
A. Their husbands have crystal balls.

Q. What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from jail?
A. A small medium at large!

Q. Where do fortune tellers go to dance?
A. The Crystal Ball.

Q. What do you call a horny fortune teller?
A. A Zodi-Yak.

Unanswered Riddle: If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need your phone number?

Q. What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?
A. A Pythong!

Q. How does a snake go hunting?
A. With a boa and arrow.

Q. What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A. A civil serpant!

Q. Why did the snake's wife file for divorce?
A. Ereptile Dysfunction!

Q. Why do you measure a snake in inches?
A. Because snakes don't have feet.

Q. Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? A. The scientists were brainstorming!Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A. PachydermatologistQ. Why don't locksmiths need to use GPS? A. They always know their lock-ation!

Q. Why did the lightning bolt always gasp at the news?
A. It found everything shocking!

Q. What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?
A. They crack up!

Q. What is the first thing thunder said during the sudden lightning storm?
A. Boom-shaka-laka!

Q. What did the modest thunder say to the flamboyant lightning?
A. Please stop flashing!

Unanswered Riddle: Why do they call it Right As Rain, if you're all wet?

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?
A. Eleph-I-no (hell if I know).

Q. Why should you keep away from dermatoligists?
A. They tend to make rash decisions.

Q. What is a dermatolgist's favorite holiday?
A. Excemas!

Q. When did the student decide to become a dermatologist?
A. During his flesh-man year.

Q. How does a new dermatologist begin his private practice?
A. From scratch.

Q. How do you know you've become too reliant on GPS?
A. You geo cache the location of your car keys and wallet inside your home.

Q. How do you know you've become too reliant on GPS?
A. You take your GPS on amusement park rides with you.

Q. How can you tell if a guy has gotten bad directions from his GPS?
A. He's tattooed his home longitude and latitude on his arm.

Unanswered Riddle: How do you know when your GPS is living La Vida Locale?

Q. What is it called when a female sheep flips around? A. A Ewe TurnQ. What do you call a chauffeur that drives you to under-the-bar dances? A. A Limbo Service!Q. What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A. A Lawn Moo-er.

Q. What do sheep wear at work?
A. Ewe-niforms.

Q. What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A. A Lamborghini.

Q. What do you get if you cross a gnu and a sheep?
A. A new ewe!

Q. Where do sheep go for spring break?
A. The Baa-hamas!

Q. Why did the lamb call the police?
A. He'd been fleeced!

Q. Why are chauffeur jokes so few and far between?
A. Because there's a cap on limo driver jokes.

Q. Why did the limo driver retire?
A. He'd been driving for 25 years and still had nothing to chauffeur it.

Q. Why aren't there many limo jokes?
A. The topic is just too much of a stretch.

Q. Would you like to hear the joke about the limosine again?
A. No, it's too long...

Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A. They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells, and don't work half the time.

Q. Why did the gardener need a cork?
A. Because his garden sprung a leek!

Q. What did the exhausted guy say when he gave up on mowing the grass?
A. I fought the lawn and the lawn won!

Q. Which cop show do sprinkler repairmen binge watch?
A. Lawn and Order.

Q. What do you call a pair of vehicles involved in a plat? A. Two car collusion!Q. What do you call dyslexic American cheese that's sad? A. Bleu CheeseQ. Why did the blonde smear peanut butter on the road? A. To go with the traffic jam!

Q. When is a car not a car?
A. When it turns into a driveway!

Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if they had four doors, they'd be a sedan.

Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A. The porcupine carries his pricks on the outside!

Unanswered Riddle: Why does a guy who runs after a car get exhausted and a guy who runs in front of the car get tired?

Q. Why did he quit his job at the Swiss cheese factory?
A. He got tired of the hole thing.

Q. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
A. Looking Gouda.

Q. Why didn't the cheese want to be sliced?
A. Because it had grater plans.

Q. Which music genre appeals to cheese lovers?
A. R 'N Brie.

Q. Who earns a living by driving the customers away?
A. A taxi driver!

Q. Why did the conscientious taxi driver get fired?
A. Because he always went the extra mile.

Q. What did the guy say to his Uber driver after seeing his five-star rating?
A. Way to Go!

Q. Which ride sharing app also serves breakfast?
A. Eggs Uber Easy!

| Funny Riddles, Dumb Answers | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
| Brilliant Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Light Bulb Zodiac Riddles |
| Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? | Are Blonde Jokes Dumb? | Why Do Pirates ARR? |
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