Q.
What do you get if you cross a carrier pigeon and a woodpecker?
A. A bird that not only delivers messages, it knocks on
the door, too.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a parrot and a carrier pigeon?
A. Voice mail.
Q.
Why did the guy like online auction sites?
A. He sold his homing pigeon four times last month.
Unanswered
Riddle: If your homing pigeon dies, will it come back to
haunt you? |
Q.
Why does a hipster only listen to dead musicians?
A. Because he knows they'll always be underground.
Q.
Why didn't the hipster go to work?
A. He caught an uncommon cold.
Q.
Why did the hipster drown?
A. He went ice skating before it was cool.
Unanswered
Riddle: If a hipster does something but doesn't Instagram
it, did it really happen?
Unanswered
Riddle: Do hipsters wear jackets in the summer before it's
cool.
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Q.
How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but two lawyers have to explain why.
Q.
How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. He holds it still and the whole courtroom revolves
around him.
Q.
How are judges and English teachers alike?
A. They both hand out long sentences.
Q.
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great
one?
A. A great lawyer knows the judge. |