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Q. Why did this chicken cross the road? A. Because she's an independent female flightless bird!
Q. Why does a Mars rock taste better than an Earth rock? A. It's a little meteor!
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Dumb Questions + Smart Answers = Silly Riddles
Decipher puzzling riddles, head-scratching humor, ingenious jokes and perplexing puns.

Funny Riddles with Wisecrack Answers
(Because Corny Riddles and Puzzling Questions Could Never Be TOO Mainstream Unless You're Really Confused!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Punny answers to baffling riddles ahead. Wait, what was the question again?
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Q. What do you call it when a cow blends into its surroundings? A. Being ca-moo-flauged!Q. Do Birds Always Know Exactly Where They're Going? A. No, sometimes they just wing it.Q. What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A. P – It would be R, but he's missing a leg!

Q. How do you get a cow to be quiet?
A. Press the moot button.

Q. What happens when a cow is udderly exhausted?
A. She just cow-lapses!

Q. Why did a bull dare to cross the raging white water river?
A. To get to the udder side.

Q. What is a cow's favorite color?
A. Marooon.

Q. What kind of bird doesn't need a comb?
A. A bald eagle.

Q. What happens if a duck flies upside down?
A. He quacks up!

Q. What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
A. Fowl Weather!

Q. What do you get when a duck squats?
A. Butt-quack.

Q. Who stole the soap?
A. The robber ducky!

Q. Which three letters of the alphabet make the world go?
A. NRG.

Q. Why did the blonde only use 25 letters of the alphabet?
A. She doesn't know Y.

Q. What has more letters than the alphabet?
A. The Post Office.

Q. What is a classic booty call?
A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. At the North Pole.Q. What do you call a temporary lack of inspiration? A. Apnea!Q. When should you go on a cheese diet? A. When you need to cheddar few pounds

Q. What do you get if you cross a teddy bear and a pig?
A. A Teddy Boar!

Q. What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A. A bear-faced lyre.

Q. What do you get if you cross a Teddy bear and a pig?
A. A Teddy Boar!

Q. What kind of car does Yogi Bear drive?
A. A Furrari.

Q. What do you call somebody who snores?
A. A sound sleeper!

Q. What do you call being part of a paid sleep study?
A. A dream job!

Q. Why do black widows spiders kill their man after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q. Which condition makes you eat when you can't sleep?
A. Insom-nom-nom-ia.

Q. What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?
A. A desserter.

Q. What is a cannibal's favorite cheese?
A. Limburger.

Q. Why should you go to the paint store if you are on a diet?
A. You can get thinner there.

Q. What do you call an overweight alien?
A. An Extra Cholesterol.

Chimp Chef Asks: What do stoners put on their spaghetti? A. Legalized Marinara!Q. What's the most religious cheese? A. Swiss, because it's holyQ. Why did ET toss beef on the asteroid? A. To make it a little meteor!

Q. Which kind of pizza do hungry potheads usually order?
A. Stone-Baked!

Q. Why did the stoner get Skittles?
A. He wanted to taste the rainbow.

Q. How many potheads does it take to have a bake sale?
A. Geez, if they're already baked, why not?

Q. What happens if you eat too much weed?
A. You get a pot belly!

Q. What do you call an oriental cheese?
A. Parm-asian.

Q. Which cheese is madE backward?
A. Edam.

Q. What did the piece of Cheddar say to the spirited cheese?
A. I'm Lac-ghost intolerant.

Q. What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
A. Nacho cheese.

Q. What happens when a stoner time traveler eats too many bean burritos?
A. Emergency Temporal Shit!

Q. Where do the Borg eat fast food?
A. At their local Borger King!

Q. What do aliens serve their food on?
A. Flying saucers.

Q. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
A. Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Q. What kind of cheese likes to shoot hoops? A. Swish cheese!Q. What do you call a female pickle that horses around? A. A filly dilly!Q. What did the chimp say when his sis got pregnant? A. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!

Q. What is Tom Hanks' favorite soft cheese?
A. Philadelphia.

Q. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face?
A. Too close for comfort food.

Q. What does cheese say when it looks into the mirror?
A. Looking Gouda!

Q. What is the most ferocious type of cheese?
A. Roar-quefort.

Q. Why can't a seedless cucumber be pickled?
A. Infer-dill-ity.

Q. What kind of flower bouquet does a pickle send to his best girl?
A. Dilly of the Valley.

Q. Which type of cucumber comes from the rainforest?
A. A Tro-pickle.

Q. What is a pickle's favorite movie?
A. Brine's Song.

Q. Why don't monkey's play cards in the jungle?
A. Too many cheetahs there.

Q. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
A. It won't be long now...

Q. Where do lady monkeys go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.

Q. What do monkeys wear while they're cooking?
A. Ape-rons.

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| Brilliant Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Light Bulb Zodiac Riddles |
| Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? | Are Blonde Jokes Dumb? | Why Do Pirates ARR? |
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