grasshopper hops into a bar. Bartender says, "You're
quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named
after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got
a drink named Steve?"
monk, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender
looks up and says, "Hey! Is this some kind of joke?"
Bar Groan of the Day: A baseball rolls on up to the bar,
and the bartender throws him out...
Why did the zombie go crazy?
A. He lost his mind!
What killer round did the zombie order at the bar?
A. A shot of ta-kill-ya, a Bloody Mary, and a Mind Eraser!
Who won the zombie apocalypse?
A. Nobody. It was a dead tie.
Pick-Up Line: Now you know
what will happen in your garden during the zombie apocalypse.
Groan of the Day: I do not like whiny and cheesy people,
but I DO like wine and cheese people! Ouch!
What do you call a basement full of upset women?
A. A whine cellar!
What time do ladies drink wine?
A. At Wine O'Clock.
box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have