A
grasshopper hops into a bar. Bartender says, "You're
quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named
after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got
a drink named Steve?"
A
monk, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender
looks up and says, "Hey! Is this some kind of joke?"
Sports
Bar Groan of the Day: A baseball rolls on up to the bar,
and the bartender throws him out... |
Q.
Why did the zombie go crazy?
A. He lost his mind!
Q.
What killer round did the zombie order at the bar?
A. A shot of ta-kill-ya, a Bloody Mary, and a Mind Eraser!
Q.
Who won the zombie apocalypse?
A. Nobody. It was a dead tie.
Zombie
Pick-Up Line: Now you know
what will happen in your garden during the zombie apocalypse.
|
Party
Groan of the Day: I do not like whiny and cheesy people,
but I DO like wine and cheese people! Ouch!
Q.
What do you call a basement full of upset women?
A. A whine cellar!
Q.
What time do ladies drink wine?
A. At Wine O'Clock.
Every
box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have
become wine. |