Funny
Fast Food Tip of the Day: Never make eye contact with anybody
while you're eating a hot dog.
"This
hot dog is fantastic," Pat said frankly. (That's what
she said!)
Customer:
"Give me a hot dog."
Waiter: "With pleasure."
Customer: "No, with mustard!"
Q.
How do you make a frankfurter laugh?
A. Tell it a Polish sausage joke. |
Q.
What's the toughest part about riding out the season for
a Broncos fan?
A. Hitting the ground.
Q.
What do Broncos fans say when the team fumbles?
A. Stop horsing around!
Q.
How do Broncos fans explain it after the team fell to the
visitors?
A. They've fallen and they can't giddy-up!
Q.
Why are Denver Broncos jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because now the players are making them up themselves!
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Have
you heard about the alien spaceship? Oh, never mind, it's
over your head.
I'd
tell you a joke about outer space, but it's a little too
out of this world...
Q.
How do spacemen pass the time while traveling long distances
across the solar system?
A. You guessed it: They Plan-et!
Q.
Where do planets and stars go to study?
A. The University! |