| Q.
What did the astronaut see in his skillet?
A. An unidentified frying object!
Q.
What's heavier? A galaxy, mars, earth, or the sun?
A. The Earth. Galaxy and Mars are candy bars, and the Sun
is a newspaper!
Q.
What do aliens serve their food on?
A. Flying saucers. |
A
guy walks into a bar. He says, "OUCH!" ... It
was a crowbar.
A
TV sitcom walks into a bar. Bartender say, "Cheers!"
A
DON'T WALK sign walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey,
you can't do that!"
Ham
and Eggs walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey, we
don't serve breakfast here." |
Q.
Why did the banker take the blonde teller into the bank
vault?
A. For safe sex.
Q.
How did the old banker die?
A. He cashed out.
Old
bankers never die, they just pass the buck.
A
bank manager without anyone around, may find himself a loan!
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