Q.
How do, like, really laid-back types answer their phone?
A. Mellow.
Q.
What do you get if you cross scissors with a phone?
A. Snippy answers!
Q.
What do you call spammer robo callers?
A. Phonies.
When
pesky telemarketers call, just hand the phone to your three-year-old
and tell her it's Santa... OUCH!
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Q.
How can you tell if hamburgers have a high I.Q.?
A. They loin fast.
Q.
What happens when two hamburgers fall in love?
A. They live together in holy meatrimony!
Q.
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?
A. No, fingers should be eaten separately!
Q.
How was the hamburger murdered?
A. First it was rolled, then it was smothered in onions.
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Q.
Why did Nancy find Doctor McCoy so attractive?
A. He had great Bones structure.
Q.
What did Dr. McCoy mumble when he finally went through the
time portal gate on Guardian of Forever?
A. "You're all the same. In one era and out the other."
Q.
What did Leonard McCoy say after he re-inserted Spock's
brain into his head?
A. "I should never have reconnected his mouth."
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