Electrical
words of wisdom: Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.
Q.
Which is the smallest city?
A. Electri-City.
Q.
What does a master electrician say to encourage his apprentice?
A. You conduit!
Fully
charged Pick-Up Line: Get turned
on. Sleep with an electrician!
Q.
What do electrician's chant when they meditate?
A. Ohm... |
Q.
What do you call a person who finds jobs for cabbage?
A. A Head Hunter.
Q.
Why did the cabbage win the race?
A. Because it was a head!
Q.
How did the farmer mend his torn green jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch.
Q.
Which type of vegetable gets PMS?
A. The Cab-bitch!
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Q.
What happens if you pull on Mr. Data's index finger?
A. He expels hydraulic pressure through a usually unnoticed
orifice of his anatomy.
Mr.
Data Point to Ponder: Why don't Android users use emojis?
Q.
What did Data say during the Borg attack?
A. Resistance is NOT futile. It is voltage divided by current!
Q.
How did Mr. Data describe the Borg?
A. Cool, calm, and collective. |