Wisdom: Remember, the second most important thing to choosing
the right running shoe is choosing the left one.
What do runners do when they forget something?
A. They jog their memory!
Why are joggers excused from jury duty?
A. Lawyers don't want to risk a runaway jury.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
A. Resistance Training!
nurse practitioner was examining his patient who happened
to be hard of hearing. He put his stethoscope to her chest
and said, "Big breaths." The woman replied, "Yes,
they used to be bigger."
researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms.
It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure.
Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far...
What do you ge if you have strep throat on Friday?
A. Saturday Night Fever!
Which creepy gothic tune do powerful old people moan about?
A. We Suck Young Blood by Radiohead.
How long does a harp stay in tune?
A. About 20 minutes or until somebody opens the door.
What message did the pianist leave for his wife?
A. Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a minuet.
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. Bartender says to E-flat,
"Sorry, we don't serve minors here."