Did
you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.
Q.
Does anybody know any jokes about sodium?
A. Na.
Q.
Which TV show do cesium and iodine love watching together?
A. CSI.
If
the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they'd be alloys!
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Chemistry
Pick-Up Lines: Lucky
girl gnome doesn't realize troll scientists didn't get the
memo, too.
Q.
If H2O is the fomula for water, what is the formula for
ice?
A. H2O cubed.
You
must be a compound of beryllium and barium because you're
a total BaBe!
Oops,
I blew up my chemistry experiment. Well, oxidants happen.
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Q.
Why are chemists great at solving problems?
A. They have all the solutions.
Silver
walks up to gold in a bar and says, "AU, get otta here?"
Chemist
Pick-Up Line: "Be-Au-Ti
Full" because "bery old tit" doesn't sound
as sexy.
Sorry,
we had to post these bad chemistry jokes because the good
ones Argon. |