What is a steak pun?
A. A medium where anything well done is rare!
What do you call a cow space explorer using a porta-potty?
A. An Astrono-Manure.
Pick-Up Line: You're my grill
and I'm your broil.
What do you call a bull that pleasures himself?
What happens if a cow laughs too hard?
A. She cow-lapses!
Wisecrack: I would tell you a gym joke, but you'll have
to weight for it...
What condition do you have if you're sick of going to your
A. Gym Nausea-m.
Why do cross-fit gyms have chalk?
A. So you can mark where the bodies fall.
Factoid: Did you realize that Dr. Frankenstein was actually
the first bodybuilder?
ran twice today! First, I ran out to get beer and tacos,
then I had to run to the restroom.
What happened to the Italian chef who tried to bribe the
judge with polenta?
A. He was held in corn-tempt.
Why couldn't the Italian chef get into the restaurant?
A. He had gnocchi.
Italian chef is really annoying. He's making a pesto himself.
you hear about the Italian chef who had mushroom for improvement?
He was a fungi, but of questionable morel character.
Chef Tip of the Day: When baking dog biscuits, be sure to
use collie flour.