funny Pick-Up Line: Gnome wonder
these two have a hard time finding a date.
is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably sh*t!
people hug you, fart really loudly. You'll make them feel
Point to Ponder: Do clown farts smell funny?
on an elevator is just so wrong on so many levels!
Q. What is the opposite of coffee?
How are men like coffee?
A. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all
How does a tech guy drink coffee?
A. He installs Java.
Why did the guy get fired from the coffee shop?
A. For wearing a T-shirt.
How is Facebook like prison?
A. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing
on the wall, and you get poked by guys you hardly know!
Why is Facebook a great place for loners?
A. Because it's the only site where they can talk to a wall
and not be considered a loser!
that selfies have become so common, my feed is pretty much
Me, Myself, and I. I guess that's why Irene