| The
fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears, but now he's
only eating foods with sorghums.
If
you change the color of your food, are you on a dye-it?
A
new study on obesity is looking for a larger test group
to add to their growing body of research. |
Q.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
A. Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Q.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
A. Between you and me, there is something that smells.
To
all you master eye jokesters: I'm just a pupil of the trade...
|
A
bathroom scale walks into a bar. Bartender says, "I'll
be with you in a minute. Scale replies, "I can weight."
A tongue walks into a bar and yells out, "I can lick
anyone here!"
I
told my wife that a man is like fine wine; husbands get
better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine
cellar. |
