urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck
is now known as Optimus Prime.
of the Day: I have a funny pun about gasoline, but fuel
you get it.
heard a diesel joke the other day, and it really pumped
Why couldn't the guy stop telling groaner jokes before he
A. Brake failure.
must be why the psychiatrist can't shrink the bill?
Why is psychotherapy a lot faster for a man than for a woman?
A. Because when it's time for a man to go back to childhood,
he's already there!
must not have Bipolar Disease. It's gotta be Down's Syndrome
because I can handle the ups, but not the downs!
What do you call a total groaner pun?
A. A Dad Joke.
magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.
no coincidence that beer rhymes with cheer.
house has an open door policy. Bring beer, and we'll open
used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!
B. Oh, you mean Beer?