| Q.
What's the worst thing about growing a beard for No Shave
November?
A. Hipsters think you're one of them!
Q.
Why did the guy grow a beard in November?
A. To prove he wasn't a bald-faced liar.
Q.
How is a beard like true love?
A. It never ends; it only grows!
I
really mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
GROAN! |
Q.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A. Beef Jerky.
Q.
What did the beef steak gossip to the pork chop?
A. "Did you meet Frank's new girlfriend, Patty? I hear
they're engaged to be marinated."
Q.
What did the grill master say to the vegan?
A. Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while
more important things are at steak.
|
Looking
for jokes about the urinary system? Well, urine luck!
You
know, if you pee in the swimming pool, urine trouble!
Q.
What do you call a country where everyone is pissed?
A. Urination.
Urologists
have been blessed with golden opportunities, know how to
go with the flow, and make the lives of their patients a
wee bit better. |
