| Q.
How are men like coffee?
A. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all
night.
Q.
Why shouldn't you discuss coffee in polite company?
A. It can make for a strong and heated debate.
Star
Wars Jitter of the Day: I like my coffee how I like my Death
Star – huge, on the dark side, and strong enough to
destroy planets.
Q.
What is fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?
A. Java the Hutt.
Q.
What did the Enterprise replicator say to Captain Kirk when
he ordered coffee?
A. Beam me up, biscotti! |
Q.
What did they say about the old baker's favorite song?
A. It's a moldie, but a goodie.
Q.
What did the butter say to the bread?
A. I'm on a roll!
Q.
What was the warning at the bakery counter when all the
loaves were moldy?
A. Bread Alert!
Q.
Which kind of biscuits can fly?
A. The plain ones.
Q.
What do bakers do every morning before leaving for work?
A. Make sure their bread is made.
Q.
What do bakers call soft loaves of bread?
A. Tender ryes.
|
Q.
Why was the T-bone steak such a terrible gossip?
A. It wasn't juicy enough.
I
don't eat steak often, so when I do, it's a rare occasion.
S-A-L-A-D:
That's a funny way to spell STEAK!
Slogan
at the local meat market: A good butcher knows how to
handle his meat.
Q.
What do you call a bull that pleasures himself?
A. Beef-Strokin'-Off!
Q.
Where do cowboys cooking beef steak feel right at home?
A. On the range. |
