What happened when the pastry chef's wife came home early?
A. She caught him master baking.
What does a bakery employee have to do when cutting bread
ahead of time?
A. He needs to use pre-slice measurements.
Why is dough another word for money?
A. Because it's always kneaded.
How did the bread keep its shape?
A. It spent on hour on the gym's bread machine.
and Dining Point to Ponder: Some people say laughter is
the best medicine and others think wine is the way to go.
So, why not do both?
Why do we love wine puns?
A. Because they're grape!
I love you so much, I could never live without you.
He: Is that you talking, or the wine?
She: It's me, talking to the wine!
More is a wine variety that acts as an anti-diuretic.
Q. Why do French people eat snails?
A. They don't like fast food.
walked up to the cheese counter in the store last week.
I interrupted him, so he had to start again...
Where can you buy secondhand cheese online?
A. At Brie-bay.
Which Hollywood film was the cheesiest 1993 legal drama?
A. The Pelican Brie.