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Q. Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant? A. They told him the meal was on the house!
Q. What did Darth Vader say when he visited a vegan restaurant? A. I find your lack of steak disturbing!
Et Chef Asks: How weird is it if a chef uses a sieve or a colander? A. Stainer things have happened!
Q. What is a vampire's favorite soup? A. Scream of Tomato!

 


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Bakers DO earn the majority of their income in the morning, making most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.Q. What is the world's most popular wine? A. I don't like Brussels sprouts!After an exposion at a French cheese factory, all that was left was De Brie

Q. What happened when the pastry chef's wife came home early?
A. She caught him master baking.

Q. What does a bakery employee have to do when cutting bread ahead of time?
A. He needs to use pre-slice measurements.

Q. Why is dough another word for money?
A. Because it's always kneaded.

Q. How did the bread keep its shape?
A. It spent on hour on the gym's bread machine.

Wining and Dining Point to Ponder: Some people say laughter is the best medicine and others think wine is the way to go. So, why not do both?

Q. Why do we love wine puns?
A. Because they're grape!

She: I love you so much, I could never live without you.
He: Is that you talking, or the wine?
She: It's me, talking to the wine!

Pinot More is a wine variety that acts as an anti-diuretic.

Q. Why do French people eat snails?
A. They don't like fast food.

I walked up to the cheese counter in the store last week. I interrupted him, so he had to start again...

Q. Where can you buy secondhand cheese online?
A. At Brie-bay.

Q. Which Hollywood film was the cheesiest 1993 legal drama?
A. The Pelican Brie.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground BeefQ. What do you call fruit that commits egregious crimes? A. A Water-FelonCooking Pun: I just wrote a song about tortillas, actually it's more of a wrap.

Q. What do you call a cow with one leg?
A. Steak.

Q. How can you stop somebody from stealing your grill?
A. With a burger alarm!

Q. What is a great name for a prize-winning steer?
A. Chuck.

Q. Who wrote the book, Deadly Great Hamburgers?
A. E. Cole Aye.

Q. What crime was the watermelon thief convicted of?
A. Melony Theft.

Q. What is the guideline for determining watermelon ripeness?
A. Rule of thump.

Q. Which kind of melon can change colors at will?
A. A Chamelon!

Q. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
A. He ran out of juice.

Q. What do you call a dangerous burrito?
A. Gangsta Wrap.

Spicy Food Fact of the Day: Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat. They just want to read the pepper and spend some thyme by their shell.

Q. Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
A. For the extra bread.

Q. What is the name of the crazy fun new Mexican restaurant in east-central Texas?
A. Waco Taco.

Q. When should you go on a cheese diet? A. When you need to cheddar few poundsYummy Pick-Up Line: We're like cocoa and marshmallows. You're hot and I want to be on top of you!A butcher tried standup comedy, but he didn't make the cut.

Q. Why did the Greek man finally stop eating cheese?
A. Because he was just getting Feta and Feta.

I went on some cheesy diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Cheesy Thought of the Day: Cheesecake will never tell you that you're too fat.

Chef Pick-Up Line: I only have pies for you!

Fall and Winter Hook Up Line: Hey baby, how about s'more?

Q. How long does it take a diet dropout to eat dessert?
A. They usually take two or three seconds.

Sweet Holiday Tidbit: Did you hear about the guy who collected candy canes? They were all in mint condition.

Q. Why did the ice cream truck break down?
A. Because of the rocky road.

Q. What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A. Beef Jerky.

Q. What do you get if you cross a dog and a cow?
A. Hound Beef!

Q. What do you call a bull that pleasures himself?
A. Beef-Strokin'-Off!

The angry chef felt very sheepish after he lambasted the mutton. At least he didn't serve it with haggis.

How do spacemen add more protien to their diet? They make it meteor. We're going on a field trip to a Coca-Cola factory. I hope there isn't a pop quiz!What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read!"

Q. What do little green men call an overweight alien?
A. An Extra Cholesterol!

Q. How does the man in the moon eat his food?
A. On satellite dishes.

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
A. Launch meat.

Q. What do space aliens serve their food on?
A. Flying saucers.

Q. What do you get if you put root beer in a square glass?
A. Beer!

Q. Why did the bubbly blonde snort Sweet'n Low?
A. She thought it was Diet Coke.

Q. What is a tree's favorite soft drink?
A. Root Beer!

Q. Who made the first soda?
A. Adam made Eve's cherry pop.

That guy is glad the cheese stands alone because that makes it easier to find.

Q. When is cheese really hard to see?
A. When it's pasteurized.

Q. Why Does Donald Trump want to prohibit the sale of shredded cheese?
A. Because he wants to Make America Grate Again!

Q. What does sarcastic cheese say to its buddies?
A. Have a grate day!

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