Food Jokes, Kichen Humor, Recipe for Laughter
funny food jokes, culinary puns, tasty cooking humor and stinking funny
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Foodie Puns, Cooking Jokes, Culinary Humor
(Because The Recipe for Food
Fights Is NOT Mainstream Enough Ever Since Home Ec &
Shop Class Went Away!)
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| Chef Jokes | Restaurant
Laughs | Italian Food Puns |
Tomato Jokes | Vegetable
| Baked Puns | Fruity
Jokes | Salad Laughs | Diet
Humor | Beverage Jokes | Soda
What do you get if you cross a doll with some ketchup, honey,
mustard and onions in Kansas City?
A. Barbie-que sauce.
love dogs! Especially with some BBQ sauce...
friend and I attended culinary school together and then
opened our own restaurant. Yes, we are taste buds!
Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot?
A. Snails are not fast food and nobody's got slime for that!
opinion without 3.14 is just an onion!
the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, the customer said,
"Well, I guess this one's on me?"
What do you get if you accidentally spill chicken broth
on a comic book?
What is a ghost's favorite soup?
A. Scream of chicken!
"Waiter, what is this?"
Waiter: "It's bean soup."
Customer: "I don't care what it's been. What is it
learn how to properly cook Japanese food, the chef bento-ver
Which kind of fish swims in hot oil?
A. Battered fish sticks.
this is exactly what happens to fish that dropout of school!
What did the garlic say to the vampire?
A. Wanna pizza of me? You coward!
What do you get if you cross a donkey and an onion?
A. A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eye!
you believe the quickest way to a man's heart is through
his stomach, you're aiming a bit too high.
you hear about the new GMO onions that make you laugh? Wow,
when did Colorado cannabis growers perfect "Bermuda
What did garlic say to gal pal onion?
A. Ya know, boyfriends are cool, but have you ever had garlic
is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time, and
sometimes you weep.
you hear that Dracula collapsed after dining on a guy who
ate garlic at the salad bar? Just another victim of Buffet,
the Vampire Slayer.
lot of people cry while chopping onions. The trick is not
to get so emotionally attached to your dinner.
girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry
me. In retrospect, it might be because I proposed with an
Why does Mr. Potato Head need a cell phone?
A. In case Miss Onion rings.
What did the chicken say to the piece of toast?
A. Just get bready to c-rumble!
What do you call it when you burn your bread?
A. Loafing it too much!
guy took a first date to the local beanery for dinner. She
was immediately inflatuated!
terrorist chef's oven was a weapon of mass convection.
smartass friend said onions are the only food that could
make you cry, so I threw a coconut at him... Yar!
a short order cook just a flash in the pan?
you know that good gravy is baste on turkey drippings?
not sure if you're crying because these puns are so painful,
or if it's because I'm mincing an onion?
lunch, the three little pigs ordered off the vegan menu,
but Mary had a little lamb.
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started working at a sea food place, but then I pulled a
What does corn say when you compliment it?
A. Ah, shucks!
How is an ear of corn like an army?
A. Both have a lot of kernels.
What do you call a bib that's sleeping?
A. A napkin!
Why did the guy break up with his watermelon vendor girlfriend?
A. Because she was always so melon-dramatic about everything!
you hear about the guy at Cape Canaveral who wanted to make
a sandwich? He just flew off to buy some launchin' meat.
What's fast, loud, and crunchy?
A. A rocket chip!
"Waiter, this food tastes funny."
Waiter: "Then why aren't you laughing?"
| Burger Puns | 2
| 3 | Hot
Dog LOLs | Beef Jokes | 2
| Butter | Snack
| Diet | Chef
| Chef Jokes | 2
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| 5 | Italian
Food Puns | 2 | 3
| Restaurant Humor | 2
| 3 | Tex-Mex
| Funny Carrots | Pickle
Puns | 2 | 3
| Potato | Salad
Laughs | Tomato Jokes | Veggie
| Fruit Humor | 2
| 3 | Apple
Jokes | Banana Funs | 2
| 3 | Lemon
| Orange Puns | Strawberry
| Baker Jokes | 2
| Dessert Puns | 2
| Beverage Humor | Coffee
| 2 | Soda
Funny | Wine |
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