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(Because The Recipe for Food Fights Is NOT Mainstream Enough Ever Since Home Ec & Shop Class Went Away!)
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Q. What is a locksmith's favorite barbeque sauce? A. Mesquite!Q. Why don't Americans eat snails? A. Because they like fast food!Q. What is Batman's favorite comfort food? A. Alpha-bat soup!

Q. What do you get if you cross a doll with some ketchup, honey, mustard and onions in Kansas City?
A. Barbie-que sauce.

I love dogs! Especially with some BBQ sauce...

My friend and I attended culinary school together and then opened our own restaurant. Yes, we are taste buds!

Q. Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot?
A. Snails are not fast food and nobody's got slime for that!

An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion!

When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, the customer said, "Well, I guess this one's on me?"

Q. What do you get if you accidentally spill chicken broth on a comic book?
A. Souperman!

Q. What is a ghost's favorite soup?
A. Scream of chicken!

Customer: "Waiter, what is this?"
Waiter: "It's bean soup."
Customer: "I don't care what it's been. What is it now?"

Did you hear about the fight in the kitchen? A fish got battered!Have you heard about the new garlic diet? You don't lose much weight but from a distance, friends think you look thinner.Q. What does a locksmith like to eat for brunch? A. Quiche!

To learn how to properly cook Japanese food, the chef bento-ver backward.

Q. Which kind of fish swims in hot oil?
A. Battered fish sticks.

And, this is exactly what happens to fish that dropout of school! Yum!

Q. What did the garlic say to the vampire?
A. Wanna pizza of me? You coward!

Q. What do you get if you cross a donkey and an onion?
A. A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eye!

If you believe the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, you're aiming a bit too high.

Did you hear about the new GMO onions that make you laugh? Wow, when did Colorado cannabis growers perfect "Bermuda Smiles?"

Where does garli go for a few drinks? A. The salad bar!Q. What do you call a vampire who lives in the kitchen? A. Count Spatula!Q. What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A. Nobody cries if you chop up a banjo!

Q. What did garlic say to gal pal onion?
A. Ya know, boyfriends are cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

Did you hear that Dracula collapsed after dining on a guy who ate garlic at the salad bar? Just another victim of Buffet, the Vampire Slayer.

A lot of people cry while chopping onions. The trick is not to get so emotionally attached to your dinner.

My girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry me. In retrospect, it might be because I proposed with an onion ring...

Q. Why does Mr. Potato Head need a cell phone?
A. In case Miss Onion rings.

Q. What do pirates like to put on their toast? A. Jelly Roger!Q. What is a pirate's favorite vegetable? A. Arrrtichokes!Q. What do cloves use for money? A. Garlic bread!

Q. What did the chicken say to the piece of toast?
A. Just get bready to c-rumble!

Q. What do you call it when you burn your bread?
A. Loafing it too much!

A guy took a first date to the local beanery for dinner. She was immediately inflatuated!

The terrorist chef's oven was a weapon of mass convection.

My smartass friend said onions are the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a coconut at him... Yar!

Is a short order cook just a flash in the pan?

Did you know that good gravy is baste on turkey drippings?

I'm not sure if you're crying because these puns are so painful, or if it's because I'm mincing an onion?

At lunch, the three little pigs ordered off the vegan menu, but Mary had a little lamb.

Q. How much is a pirate willing to pay for corn? A. A Buck An Ear!Q. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A. A Nectarine!Q. What do aliens serve food on? A Flying Saucers!

I started working at a sea food place, but then I pulled a mussel.

Q. What does corn say when you compliment it?
A. Ah, shucks!

Q. How is an ear of corn like an army?
A. Both have a lot of kernels.

Q. What do you call a bib that's sleeping?
A. A napkin!

Q. Why did the guy break up with his watermelon vendor girlfriend?
A. Because she was always so melon-dramatic about everything!

Did you hear about the guy at Cape Canaveral who wanted to make a sandwich? He just flew off to buy some launchin' meat.

Q. What's fast, loud, and crunchy?
A. A rocket chip!

Customer: "Waiter, this food tastes funny."
Waiter: "Then why aren't you laughing?"

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