How do you fix a broken pizza?
A. With tomato paste.
Why did the elderly chef retire?
A. His sage was showing.
you hear about the chef who got an injection for a severe
allergic reaction? Yeah, he got an epi-cure!
What do you call the first draft of a cookbook?
A. A menuscript.
Gossip of the Day: Did you hear about the fight in the kitchen?
A fish got battered.
What do bakers give ladies on special occasions?
Why was the baker so grumpy?
A. He woke up on the wrong side of the bread!
What did the brown bread say to the slice of ham?
A. Rye Me?
What was the ambitious woman's plan to start a new bakery?
A. She kneaded to raise the dough.
you hear about the sauna that serves lunch? They specialize
in steamed mussels.
you hear about the chef who was a-maize-ing at making corny
jokes? His puns were very cheesy.
putting the die back into diet.
blonde thought she only had enough flour for one loaf, but
after adding yeast, she had elevened bread. Duh!
Fact of the Day: To a chef, WTF means Where's