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Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.A good baker always rises to the occasion. It's the yeast he can do!They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it because it was full of carbs.

Q. How do you fix a broken pizza?
A. With tomato paste.

Q. Why did the elderly chef retire?
A. His sage was showing.

Did you hear about the chef who got an injection for a severe allergic reaction? Yeah, he got an epi-cure!

Q. What do you call the first draft of a cookbook?
A. A menuscript.

Cooky Gossip of the Day: Did you hear about the fight in the kitchen? A fish got battered.

Q. What do bakers give ladies on special occasions?
A. Flours.

Q. Why was the baker so grumpy?
A. He woke up on the wrong side of the bread!

Q. What did the brown bread say to the slice of ham?
A. Rye Me?

Q. What was the ambitious woman's plan to start a new bakery?
A. She kneaded to raise the dough.

Did you hear about the sauna that serves lunch? They specialize in steamed mussels.

Did you hear about the chef who was a-maize-ing at making corny jokes? His puns were very cheesy.

Gluten, putting the die back into diet.

The blonde thought she only had enough flour for one loaf, but after adding yeast, she had elevened bread. Duh!

Foodie Fact of the Day: To a chef, WTF means Where's The Food?

Why does this cheese look normal? Because the rest on the platter are crackers.I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind.Stir Fry Cooks Come From All Woks of Life

Q. What do you call cheese that's acting crazy?
A. A Basket Queso.

Q. Which kind of cheese might you find along a California highway?
A. Monterey Jack.

Q. Why couldn't the cheese go on the school field trip?
A. Its parents didn't sign the parmesan slip!

If you say "Pumpkin Spice Latte" three times, a girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you all the good things about fall.

Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the coffee house for wearing a T-shirt?

Q. How does a tech guy drink coffee?
A. He installs Java.

The dessert chef was really smart. He graduated Pie Baker Kappa!

Q. What music do chefs listen to while stir frying?
A. Wok 'n Roll.

Culinary Point to Ponder: Can chefs learn their trade in the Cook Islands?

Before he was hired as a fry cook, they grilled him.

Q. What do you call a five-star Lakota cook?
A. A Sioux Chef!

Q. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A. Because They Cantaloupe!Top Bakers Trade Bread Recipes on a Knead To Know Basis.Q. What do you call dyslexic American cheese that's sad? A. Bleu Cheese

Q. Why did the melon go out with a fig?
A. He couldn't find a date.

Did you hear about the cantaloupe's funeral and memorial rememberance? It was a very meloncholy ceremony.

Q. Why don't strawberries drive?
A. Because they end up in traffic jams!

Q. Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
A. Because it couldn't find a date!

Q. Why does everybody need bread and water?
A. Because loaf makes the world go round!

Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A. Dough-Nuts.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the cookie factory?
A. Because it was a really crumby place to work.

Q. What did the bleu cheese receive when it won the cheesy Olympics?
A. A Mold Medal.

Q. Why did the one-legged clown leave the cheesy circus?
A. Because he couldn't get his Stilton.

Q. Which kind of cheese should is best to use for bait, if you want to catch the most rodents?
A. Mouse-arella.

Q. Where did the psychiastrist eat lunch? A. Kentucky Freud ChickenA girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.Diet Pun: A Lot of Dieting Is Wishful Shrinking

Q. Why did the go to KFC?
A. He wanted to see chicken strips.

Q. Is it proper to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
A. No, fingers should be eaten separately!

Q. Who's haunting the KFC across the street from the cemetery?
A. Some comedian spoofing Colonel Sanders said it was a poultry-geist.

Q. Why did KFC run out of drumsticks?
A. The farmer counted his chickens before they were hatched!

A vegetarian, meat eater, and cannibal go out to lunch. The veg orders a salad, and the meathead orders a burger. But, the cannibal told the waiter, "I think I'll just wait 'til they're done."

Q. What do vegetable lovers call an occasion for burping?
A. A Tupperware party!

Vegan Point to Ponder: Can a vegan eat chick peas?

Q. What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A. Lettuce get together.

Q. Why should you go to the paint store if your on a diet?
A. You can get thinner there!

Q. What do you call somebody who cheats on a weight reduction plan?
A. Dietary fibber.

Did you hear about the diet clinic that is successful that it will take your breadth away?

Diet Tip of the Day: Willpower is the ability to resist temptation until you can be sure nobody's looking...

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