| Q.
Why are spinach leaves never lonely?
A. Because they come in bunches.
Q.
Which will win the salad race: the lettuce, a faucet, or
a tomato?
A. The lettuce is a head, the faucet is still running, and
the tomato will eventually ketchup.
Q.
Why was the veggie salad in a vulnerable position?
A. Because it was undressed.
Green
Pick-Up Line: Are you salad?
'Cause I think I'm falling in lovage. |
Q. When should you smother a burrito in cheese?
A. In best queso scenario.
Q.
Wanna hear another gouda joke?
A. Never mind, it is way too cheesy.
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey girl, you'd never have to question me,
'cause I'm not too gouda to be true to you.
Q.
Which cheesy 1992 military drama do soldiers really eat
up?
A. A Few Gouda Men.
|
Q.
What do you call a phobia of German sausage?
A. Fearing the Wurst!
Q.
What do you call a claim that a guy could eat a footlong
hot dog in two bites?
A. Hard to swallow.
Q.
What do you call a scary hot dog with nothing in it?
A. A Hollow-weenie!
Q.
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners?
A. A Zipper! |
