| Gardening
Point to Ponder: Do botanists have all the anthers?
Q.
If money really did grow on trees, what would everyone's
favorite season be?
A. Fall.
Q. Why
did the Boise potatoes finally get a divorce?
A. Because they couldn't see eye to eye.
Q.
Which garden veggie could tie your stomach in knots?
A. String Beans! |
When
garden vegetables want to converse with petunias, they use
a cell phone and cauliflower.
Q.
What's the best part of urban gardening?
A. Getting down and dirty with the hoes.
Q.
Who wrote the casual turf care book, Make a Wish on
Your Lawn?
A. Dan D. Lyon.
Q.
What is it called when you covertly listen to foliage falling
in the fall?
A. Leaves-dropping.
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Q.
What do you call a horny stoner?
A. A weed whacker!
Q.
What did one hungry garden plant say to its neighbor?
A. I could use a light snack.
Q.
Where do garden veggies go to have a few drinks after hours?
A. The salad bar.
Q.
What do allergy sufferers call a reaction caused by daisy-like
flowers?
A. An aster-risk. |
