Point to Ponder: Do botanists have all the anthers?
If money really did grow on trees, what would everyone's
favorite season be?
did the Boise potatoes finally get a divorce?
A. Because they couldn't see eye to eye.
Which garden veggie could tie your stomach in knots?
A. String Beans!
garden vegetables want to converse with petunias, they use
a cell phone and cauliflower.
What's the best part of urban gardening?
A. Getting down and dirty with the hoes.
Who wrote the casual turf care book, Make a Wish on
A. Dan D. Lyon.
What is it called when you covertly listen to foliage falling
in the fall?
What do you call a horny stoner?
A. A weed whacker!
What did one hungry garden plant say to its neighbor?
A. I could use a light snack.
Where do garden veggies go to have a few drinks after hours?
A. The salad bar.
What do allergy sufferers call a reaction caused by daisy-like
A. An aster-risk.