Is it possible to scare a squatch out of your yard by tossing
eggs at him?
A. Only if you egg-sterminate him.
Wisdom: Gardening is just another day at the plant!
Gardening Fact of the Day: Habaneros bite!
is peace and caring in the garden! Well actually ... peas
What did the woman say to her dog, Barry, after he dug up
her fruit patch?
A. That's the last straw, Barry!
How are gardeners are like doctors?
A. Both bury their mistakes.
Fact of the Day: There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments.
Pick-Up Line: If you were a flower,
I'd pick you!
Why did Batman climb a tree?
A. He was looking for teenage Robin's love nest (and Playbird
Why are gardeners the best gossips?
A. Because growers have the best dirt.
Alibi: A little dirt never hurts.
life without dreams is like a garden without flowers.