Point to Ponder: Did you realize the shovel was a ground-breaking
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern
A. A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the
front of the cage along with a recipe.
What did the jacked-up rabbit say to the
flower before it bit it?
A. Wassup, Doc?
What is a stag's favorite part of gardening?
A. Getting down and dirty with his hoes.
Why couldn't the bachelor gardener's horse go faster than
A. He Cant-a-loupe.
What is the official flower of I70 through Colorado?
A. The concrete cloverleaf columbine.
lot of trees were dying, but to save them, experts needed
to figure out the root of the problem.
Why didn't the lady gardener marry her beau?
A. Because he was too rough around the hedges.
How can you tell you need to turn on your sprinklers and
water the landscape?
A. Fur trees are whistling for dogs!