Q.
What should be the national flower of the United States?
A. The four-lane cloverleaf.
Gardener
Parenting Point to Ponder: If you yell at your plants instead
of talking to them, would they still grow, only to be troubled
and insecure?
Q.
What kind of flowers grow in outer space?
A. Sunflowers, moonflowers, and cosmos! |
Q.
What is the easiest way to grow your own dope?
A. Plant a man!
Q.
How do you know if you're suffering from a mole problem?
A. They're giving out confidential information to other
gardeners.
Q.
What do you call a horny cannabis gardener?
A. A weed whacker!
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Q.
Which kind of show do quiet botanists really dig?
A. Plantomime.
Q.
How does a dentist describe his thriving veggie garden?
A. Ahh-some!
Today's
Bite of Gardening Wisdom: Never throw in the trowel!
Tonight's
Garden Forecast: Dark! |