Green
Garden Wish of the Season: If only I could grow green stuff
out in my garden, as easily as I do in my refrigerator...
Q.
How can you tell an organic gardener is a true master?
A. He is out standing in his manure!
Q.
What do garden veggies say to begin their weekend partying?
A. Lettuce Turnip the Beet! |
Q.
What do healthy plants say to encourage a weary gardener?
A. Peat, I be-leaf in you!
When
the gardener's wife said she was leaving him because of
his unhealthy obsession with plants, he asked: "Where
is this stemming from, my sweet blossom?"
The
recent windstorm through the trees was an absolute de-barkle.
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A
watermelon walks into a bar.
Bartender asks, "What'll it be?"
Watermelon replies: "A rum and cuke, please."
Gardener
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe,
are you a garden? 'Cause I really dig you!
Q.
Why did the blonde gardener plant each potato in a paper
lunch bag?
A. She wanted to keep the dirt out of their eyes! |