Garden Wish of the Season: If only I could grow green stuff
out in my garden, as easily as I do in my refrigerator...
How can you tell an organic gardener is a true master?
A. He is out standing in his manure!
What do garden veggies say to begin their weekend partying?
A. Lettuce Turnip the Beet!
What do healthy plants say to encourage a weary gardener?
A. Peat, I be-leaf in you!
the gardener's wife said she was leaving him because of
his unhealthy obsession with plants, he asked: "Where
is this stemming from, my sweet blossom?"
recent windstorm through the trees was an absolute de-barkle.
watermelon walks into a bar.
Bartender asks, "What'll it be?"
Watermelon replies: "A rum and cuke, please."
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, are you
a garden? 'Cause I really dig you!
Why did the blonde gardener plant each potato in a paper
A. She wanted to keep the dirt out of their eyes!