| Old
Trekkies never die. They just go on to another generation.
Q.
Do old extraterrestrials ever die?
A. No, they just move on to another world.
Q.
Ironically, what happens to old Cybermen?
A. They are deleted!
Old
Star Trek pilots never die, but they do shuttle on to another
plane of existance.
Old
astronauts never die. They just travel to another universal
realm. |
Old
detectives never die. They just go under cover.
Q.
Do old policemen ever die?
A. Yes, they do eventually cop out.
Q.
Do old arsonists ever die?
A. No, but they do lose their spark.
Old
lawyers never die, but they sure do lose their appeal.
Q.
Do old lawyers ever die?
A. No, but they lose their briefs. |
Q.
Why don't old religious wars ever die?
A. God, that's a really good question?
Old
ministers never die. They just get put out to pastor.
Q.
Do old rabbis ever die?
A. No, they just get a little gray at the temples.
Old
preachers never die; they just ramble on and on and on...
Q.
Do old rabbis ever die?
A. No, they just Passover. |
